Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[greenrage36]

Granted, but they forget to give you a new key to it as well.


I wish I wasn't currently suffering from the dreaded Hype lag-time....

 

[Duke]

Granted, but now it's a site where your required to pay to view or post anything. Too bad!!!!





I wish I had a 100,000 post count here at the Hype

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but because of the Hype lag..you can never access your account any more...


I wish I had the inclination to make my own hot pockets...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you scald & burn your hands pretty badly, OUCH!!!




I wish I could magically whisk away the bad lag here & still retain my 100,000 posts & account.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but because of an oopsie at your local power plant you're home get's over-juiced and all of your electronic stuff goes kerblooey!


I wish I didn't have to do overkill like that but its so much FUN!!

 

[NHawk19]

You dont, you do it because you enjoy it. That was the easiest corruption I've ever had rage. you basically did all the work for me.

I wish there were more like that

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you can't seem to locate them anywhere on the board...


I wish I could watch you scopin' out the Hype for all them there easy-to-corrupt threads...

 

[NHawk19]

granted there I just did it.

I wish for a free lunch

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, liver and eggplant...Bon Appetit!


I wish I could serve that to you on a dirty ashtray...heh heh....

 

[Duke]

Granted, but previous guy has a baseball bat threatening you with it, wanting you to eat it. HA!!!t:




I wish I had telekinetic powers & knew how to manipulate them with ease.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but so does the rest of the human race..welcome Mr. Joe Average!


I wish I could go through life like "The Dude"...

 

[Duke]

Granted, you'll be know as only that & fade into obscurity. Have fun!!!



I wish I owned my favorite NFL & MLB franchises, Giants & 49ers.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, you run them right into the ground.

I wish there was an unlimited supply of literally everything, for free.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but it's a shame since you won't live to see it. For shame....





I wish my SF 49ers win 10 more Superbowls starting with one next year.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the next one they win will be in the year 2847.



I wish the Bears didn't suck.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, they are upgraded to being 'stinky'


I wish I had a pet dragon

 

[Anubis]

Granted, it burns down your house then eats your face.



I wish for a shot of Absinthe.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you sneeze and drop the shot glass...oopsie!



I wish I could make like a sniper and take out the Ice Cream man..mwhahahaha!!!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but you were unaware of the mailman that is really a ninja.He kills you with a large envolope.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but some Asian dude pees on it, totally ruining it. Too bad. It really tied the room together.



I wish I could go back in time 3 years.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but its only the times when you were going to the bathroom...three years ago!




I wish I had a seaside view at this current moment...

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you're here:

And you are never getting off.

I wish I could drink all I want and never get sick.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but it only works with this:

(just keep telling yourself.."Its just lemonade...its just lemonade...."


I wish I could get all the benefits of jumping rope by sitting on my butt...

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but unfortunately you're stuck on your butt for the rest of your life...

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you'll sleep for 100yrs like Rip Van Winkle & be well rested!!




I wished I owned awesome beachfront property in Florida. (exclusive neighborhood)