Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

Granted, you have had a massive pulmonary and died so, for you, the movie is over.



I wish I was unstoppable.
 
Granted, but now you're over 2000 pounds and therefore unmovable. :o



I wish I was fire proof.
 
Granted. You're also in an abestos-laden coffin and six feet under, but by golly that wish is done and granted!


I wish my cell battery hadn't died during mid-call a little while ago
 
Granted, the call now has continued and ended in a relationship-destroying fight.



I wish I had a good nap right now.
 
Granted,but the loud noises outside keep you awake.

I wish for world domination.
 
Granted, and you are violently dethroned in an uprising.



I wish I knew who the girl is in Ultra Lantern's avi is. (Carrie Underwood?)
 
Granted,it's true,but,you're arrested for being a stalker.

I wish I could sing like a pro.
 
Granted, you now sing like Tom Waits.



I wish I never had acid reflux again.
 
Granted....you now suffer from incontinence instead.


I wish I could pull off an amazing heist.
 
You do but it went viral on you tube and you were soon arrested.

I wish guys could never play a multiplayer video game.
 
Granted. Now there are no more MMO's.

I wish I had the money to buy the new Batman and Uncharted games.
 
You do but you just sit and stare at it never ever moving toward buying those games.

I wish i could be as cruel as other people I know.
 
Granted, you get stuck in a wall.

I wish the new season of Venture Brothers would start.
 
Granted, but... Oh God, I can't Imagine a world where it sucks...

Granted, but it's only two episodes long and is cancelled.


I wish I had enough power to take over a small country.
 
Granted, but it doesn't live up to your expectations, therefore boring result.



I wish I had Supe's superpowers.
 
Granted, but... Oh God, I can't Imagine a world where it sucks...

Granted, but it's only two episodes long and is cancelled.


I wish I had enough power to take over a small country.



Granted, you're playing Risk.




Granted, but it doesn't live up to your expectations, therefore boring result.



I wish I had Supe's superpowers.

But you lack his control and accidentally destroy the planet by sneezing.




I wish I had a power ring.
 
Granted, it's a trinket from a "gumball" machine



I wish Michael Bay never touched Transformers & messed them up.
 
Granted, Uwe Boll got to them first.


I wish I had perfect etiquette.
 
Granted, nobody likes you Mr. Perfect. :o


I wish hump day meant something else. :o
 
It does. it means all camels have a holiday.

I wish men who think women should bow to them would have their bits cut off
 
Granted, but all the men who had their bits cut off go nuts and kill all the dudes that didn't. so now there's no more men. :(

I wish I had some get up and go.
 
You do but it actually is just another energy drink that doesn't work

I wish never to cry again
 
Granted, you're incapable of feeling emotions from now on.


I wish I didn't miss the first 7 minutes of how I met your mother.
 
Granted, you didn't laugh even once and was horribly disappointed.


I wish 7th Heaven was still on the air.
 

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