Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Sensi]

You are. What you are doing right now is your vacation.

I wish people weren't quite so stupid.

 

[Sensi]

You are. What you are doing right now is your vacation.

I wish people weren't quite so stupid.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Granted. Now everyone is smart except you and you are now "stupid".

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[Sensi]

You do but it is a dark chocolate one with anchovies.

I wish to feel more peppy.

 

[webhead9707]

Granted, but you become so peppy that no one wants to be around you and you die alone, feeling peppy though.

I wish I could find a metallic green electric guitar.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you find a picture of it on the internet.


I wish I had a 2012 truck, right off the dealership.

 

[Sensi]

You will have it because it is a lemon and no one would ever buy it.

I wish for a really nice bottle of wine, some flowers and a beautiful night.

 

[webhead9707]

Granted, but you spend it alone, get drunk from the whole bottle of wine, then realize you're allergic to the flowers, and on the way to the emergency room, thanks to the wine and the dark yet beautiful night, you crash and die, alone.

I wish I could have shapeshifting powers like Mystique

 

[Sensi]

You will except for something goes wrong and you keep changing constantly and never stop.

I wish to have a happy Friday.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you sleep right through it.

I wish I didn't have to sleep anymore.

 

[Sensi]

You will never sleep again and just become a walking zombie

I wish there was a magic pill that would fix everything

 

[Vengeance]

There is one but it comes with very undesirable side-effects you will hate & since its temporary afterwards you'll feel even worse.

I wish I could visit somebody who is so far away

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, my good buddy the Juggernaut boot kicks you to where your friend lies...have fun sitting down for the next month...


I wish I had a Darth Vader helmet

 

[Nave 'Torment']

You do, but it doesn't fit.

I wish the person I'm yearning for would finally respond... with an affirmative. :'(

 

[SE7EN]

They do, but it's with regard to the vd test you took.

I wish I had a brain

 

[Sensi]

You do. It's just made of saw dust.

I wish this year could be better than last year

 

[Hawkingbird]

It could be, but what would that make the next year?

I wish I could remove that blemish I have.

 

[Duke]

You make it disappear, only to have a dozen more appear.

I wish I had a new job with a superior pay rate.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but the work duties involve break dancing among piles of fresh poop..



I wish I wasn't so sleepy....(yawn)

 

[Sensi]

You aren't. You just have a sleeping sickness.

I wish I didn't have to face tomorrow.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, you no longer have to face tomorrow. It has become today.



I wish I had a magic box.

 

[Duke]

Granted, said magic box has a mind of it's own & curses you for life.


I wish I had powers like Q (STNG)

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, unfortunately you are also now trapped inside the tv program...goodbye real world! (is that really a corruption though? lol)



I wish I had six toes

 

[NHawk19]

granted but now you no longer own any shoes that fit, so you are forced to wear clown shoes all the time.

I wish to visit Venice

 

[greenrage36]

Granted...Venice, Oklahoma here ye'all come!



I wish I had a cowboy hat