Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, but you think it's boring.


I wish I had Firestorm's powers where I could materialize anything I wanted.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you create a Transformer and you get stepped on and die.

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you're now a lame charlatan which dispenses fake fortunes.


I wish I could wield Jedi powers.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you get slaughtered by Anakin Skywalker when you were just a youngling.



I wish I was set for life.

 

[X-Woman]

Poof! You're set in bronze, and you'll never move a muscle again.


I wish I owned a stable full of racehorses.

 

[Sensi]

You do and the farmhouse too. You play with them every night in your bedroom.

I wish life was simpler

 

[Scourge2099]

You end up being transported to Stone Age and killed by a pack of Dire Wolfs.

I wish my life was problem free.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, your life is problem free but is incredibly dull.

I wish the Joker was real.

 

[Hawkingbird]

Granted, but he'd be pretty pissed that you had him as your dp.

I wish I didn't eat such a big lunch, as now it's going to take longer for me to get drunk tonight

 

[Sensi]

Unfortunately, you got food poisoning from that lunch and didn't even get to go out to get drunk.

I wish I was able to know when someone is lying to me.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but it's EVERYONE ALL OF THE TIME.


I wish I had a nickel for every time someone called me weird.

 

[Sensi]

You will but they all will be wooden nickels.

I wish to watch a really good movie.

 

[Duke]

You will, but then you'll be totally mad & frustrated over the prices you had to pay at the concession stand.



I wish I lived in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Cuyan]

You do, on Alderaan.

I wish for $1

 

[Duke]

Granted, here's your Monopoly money!


I wish I had my own, real, lightsaber, & no not some toy.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you accidently hit yourself in the leg and bleed to death.

I wish I was a jedi.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

granted, you now learn that the force isn't some really cool religion, but parasites in your blood called midichlorian.

i wish i had a hammer.

 

[Hawkingbird]

granted, you now learn that the force isn't some really cool religion, but parasites in your blood called midichlorian.

i wish i had a hammer.

Granted, but you could accidently hammer your finger.

I wish no matter how much I ate, I would only take in 1000 calories.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Granted, but you could accidently hammer your finger.

I wish no matter how much I ate, I would only take in 1000 calories.

aye, but now you'll know only hunger, yet never satisfaction.

i wish i had a panda.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, he eats your face while you sleep. DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

I wish I had a bag of Charlie Sheen.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you do have it & then you become a loon just like him.


I wish no matter what I ate, I wouldn't become obese.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but now you're bulimic.


I wish I had the perfect singing voice.

 

[Sensi]

You do but it is so soft no one hears it

I wish to eat Eggplant Parmesan tonight

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but shortly after you eat it,an alien bursts out of your stomach.

I wish I was 5ft 8in tall.

 

[Sensi]

You will be but everyone you know will be taller and you will always want to be like them.

I wish Halloween was over.