Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,it's now Thanksgiving.

I wish I had a car that talks.

 

[Sensi]

You do and it was on sale at Target

I wish it will be a very cold winter

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,your heater breaks and you freeze to death.

I wish that I had superpowers.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, your fingernails now grow much faster than usual.


I wish I could take a nap.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you won't wake up for 100 years.

I wish to have a piece of pumpkin pie.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,the piece of pumkin pie you eat has maggots in it.

I wish everyone on The Hype a safe Halloween.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but we all die the next day.

I wish I could go to Las Vegas.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you lose all of your money.


I wish bionic technology was now possible.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the only person that has access to the tech creates an army of bionic soldiers and takes over the planet. Thanks Duke.


I wish I could catch a f**king break.

 

[Sensi]

You catch it but when you look to see it it is an old car brake.

I wish for a bouquet of sweetpeas

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but someone comes along and takes them from you.

I wish I was a famous celebrity.

 

[Lord]

Granted.

You are Justin Bieber

I wish i was a god

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but a more powerful god comes along and kills you.

I wish I was in a tv series.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but you are the most hated character on the show.

I wish I was good at maths.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're a calculator.

I wish I had 5 million dollars.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but you inherit it from your relative who has just died.

I wish I could be an extra in The Dark Knight Rises.

 

[webhead9707]

Granted, but you inherit it from your relative who has just died.

I wish I could be an extra in The Dark Knight Rises.

Granted, but the extra has to be in drag.XD

 

[Lord]

Granted, huhm, what's your wish again? XD

I wish i was prresident of DC Comics

 

[webhead9707]

Granted, huhm, what's your wish again? XD

I wish i was prresident of DC Comics

Oh.. my bad... haha.
Granted, but you run the company so bad that marvel buys it, and there is no one to compete with Marvel, so they take over the world, and you're to blame.

I wish I could have a genie like in Alladin.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but it's an evil genie & imprisons you in the lamp.


I wish I had a large bank account with lots of cash in it.

 

[Sensi]

You have it and it is all safely put away in your toy Bank you have set up in your room.

I wish to watch Castle.

 

[webhead9707]

You have it and it is all safely put away in your toy Bank you have set up in your room.

I wish to watch Castle.

Granted, but as soon as you start watching it it suffers the same fate as Firefly.(Browncoats Forever!!!!)

I wish David Boreaniz or Nathan Fillion would play Nathan Drake in the Uncharted movie.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but the movie bombs at the movies.


I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Sensi]

You are in your own mind as people pass you lying on the sidewalk of New York.

I wish this weekend was already over.

 

[Duke]

Granted, your time & age accelerate at an extraordinary rate that you'll be an old lady in a few years.


I wish I was on vacation now.