Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

I had to google sweetbreads, (almost threw up in my mouth a little) wish granted no questions asked no ruined conditions.

I wish all the spilled oil in the ocean morphed back into dinosaurs.

 

[MissMarvelous]

YAY! But trust me on this one: they're delicious despite of what they look like and what they actually are. Those get crisp with the BBQ magic, add some salt, lemon and garlic.

Granted! You have your own "life size" rubber Godzilla, where are you puttin' it?

I wish a cup of lemon tea.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted! You have your own "life size" rubber Godzilla, where are you puttin' it?

Out by the pool.

You're going to want to sip this one a long time, each drop cures all minor sickness but takes days off your life in exchange... when life gives you lemons it takes a little back.

I wish to time travel back into my own life year 1 with all knowledge and experience I have now, free of paradox.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That would be a little baby with a gigantic head, 'cause you know... storage.

I wish I could have a limitless credit card and that I would not have to pay for anything.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

An easy hack takes a percentage out of everyone's account to pay your bills, just hope they never find out.

"Tank, I need an exit... fast!"

 

[LightDaggers]

Sorry, I couldn't find an exit.

Can I get a blue raspberry Jolly Rancher?

 

[Black Narcissus]

You're bald.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sorry, I couldn't find an exit.

Can I get a blue raspberry Jolly Rancher?

Sure! I'm keeping all the rest for me.

I wish people weren't such xxx and pick up their dogs' poop

 

[Rozen Thorne]

*evil grin* All the dog poop picked up by people in your general area/city ends up in your yard.

I wish that all extinct animals that ever existed were restored and given a separate planet to live in peace.

 

[MissMarvelous]

*evil grin* All the dog poop picked up by people in your general area/city ends up in your yard.

I don't have a yard nor a balcony :P

Oh, but they now live on a different place: Heaven. I kinda want to grant your wish but I have no such power.

I wish the years stop passing by soooo fast.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Time slows down, minutes become hours, days become weeks, months become years. Everyone still ages the same though.

I wish for the return of the Great Old Ones. (ie. Cthulhu and them)

 

[MissMarvelous]

I wish for the return of the Great Old Ones. (ie. Cthulhu and them)

Can I borrow the carrot you put in your nose earlier? Cuz I don't know who Chuchu is.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

It's a fictional horror monster from the stories of H.P. Lovecraft. Supposedly one look at it and one would go completely insane.

TNP isn't with the Dark Side of the Force.
No cookies for you.

--edit oops wrong thread... I wish I posted in the right threads.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Supposedly one look at it and one would go completely insane.

Oh, I believe that one is already out there. Too many crazy people around.

I wish I could give a damn about it and just say what I want to say.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You tell it like it is no matter what anyone thinks, that's a +5 to Boldness and a -5 to Charisma.

I wish all golf courses everywhere were converted to low income housing for the homeless and or mentally ill.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Aww, such a beautiful soul... ok, granted.

I wish I could wake up when my first (of three) alarm sets off.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, however 3 hours later you'll randomly nod off.

I wish all the roads and bridges and crumbling infrastructure in this country was fixed up right.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, they are all fixed up pointing to the right

I wish I could get a pizza and a beer right now.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

As you look up from your screen you see that your wish is granted in the form of a pizza-flavored beer, stronger than usual and without the painful hangover effect, go pizza!

I wish that all little foreign kids in Corporate sweatshops suddenly became much taller and stronger and bulletproof. Take that Corporate scum!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Now all those little kids feel empowered, thanks to you and since they are all hormonal little things they want to start a revolution. Since they are effing bulletproof, they are indestructible! So no one can stop them now. They are destroying all the corporations, leading to further unemployment and poverty.

I wish for an innocent bag of chips, with enough chips inside, cheddar flaoured and not rooten. Thanks.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your chip bag is made of particularly strong plastic (for safety) and the effort of opening it turns the chips into crumbs, very sad.

I wish the next leader of the USA is a moderate intelligent compassionate wise person.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Miss Universe is now the president of the USA, hope you are happy now. World peace, everyone!

 

[MissMarvelous]

I wish for a whole new wardrobe, for me, of course.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You've been granted an entire new wardrobe, made by men.

I wish people knew when it was a good time to bother me and when to leave me alone.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sorry, no can do. People are just like that... they never learn.

I wish Strager Things season 4 were out next month already finished season 3, in a day and a half.