Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[mc7791]

Granted but its actually made from a man named Joe

I wish for a Corvette Stingray

 

[NHawk19]

Granted. He's the Hot Wheels special package. Travels in your pocket nicely.


I wish for a good Fantastic 4 Film.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - it's full of bad CGI

I wish for an hamburguer, please and no funny business with it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Granted - it's full of bad CGI

I wish for an hamburguer, please and no funny business with it.

Here is your hamburger, which is made from the ground up body of Carrot Top, who was never funny at all.

I wish to be able to drink caffeinated beverages all night and still be able to sleep well.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, however you develop an aggressive strain of diabetes.

I wish for the Apocalypse to hurry up and happen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but are not a cool survivor

I wish for a big bag of sour cream & cheese chips

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted but due to new chip safety regulations the bag is 99% air and contains 1 and a half chips.

Slept wrong, I wish I could get a nice long neck massage.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but have a short neck so you cannot claim the "long neck" massage gift, sorry.

I wish, I wish for the coolest pair of shades.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, your shades are so powerful they dim the sun ushering the Earth into another Ice Age.

I wish I could un-see that which I have seen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but since I don't know when you saw it, then I'll make unsee EVERYTHING.

I wish for some candies and if you behave I'm willing to share...

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You have been granted 3 reese's pieces.

I wish for a Star Trek Next Generation Food Replicator™

 

[MissMarvelous]

Only three? I'm not sharing, dude.

Granted but that kind of energy is not compatible with ours so you cannot use it.

I wish for a transportable espresso shot machine.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You've been granted an expresso gun, careful where you point it.

I wish for a small dilithium reactor, crystals, and power couplings so I can run my food replicator.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I'll point it at myself if it shoots caffeine.

Granted but now I want those replicated cookies so you will have to share everything.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I wish for a nice cup of coffee and cookies or some pie.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Somehow all that ended up together in a Tiramisu Mascarpone Pie.

I wish for a device capable of understanding and translating animal speech.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Somehow all that ended up together in a Tiramisu Mascarpone Pie

Yaaaaass! Finally I got a good one.

Granted but they also have different languages, so you get to communicate with some of them.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh wait! I have to wish for soemthing now: I wish for an all-paid year around the globe vacation.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

As you did not specify locations, your world tour will be visits to all the terrorist hotspots, I hear downtown Damascus is lovely this time of year.

I wish for Half Life 3 to be released in a well-made bug-free DLC-free form with no micro-transactions.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, Half Life 3 is released "in a DLC-free form" so can you watch it?

I wish for the expresso gun machine, please.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the espresso it shoots is hot as the sun coming out and can melt through solid steel in seconds.

I wish to see Heaven.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's a dead wish, cannot rant you that unless you ask me to kill you.

I wish for the most delicious chocolate cake ever. Please. Now.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, it's so extremely mind-blowingly delicious it ruins all other desserts for you, very sorry.

I wish wishes were not so easily corruptible.

 

[MissMarvelous]

They are, huh?! There will always be people who are ready to ruin other's happiness. Shame.

I wish for an instant tattoo machine.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, but the ink required to use it is from a rare plant deep in the Amazon Rainforest.

I wish that puppers would live three times as long as they do.