Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[MissMarvelous]

Who are you? Keanu Reeves? Granted! I'm not messing up with that wish, the pupperinos are the best thing that could evenr happen to humanity.

I wish we would just have to work for 10 years of our lives and then we could do whatever we wish, like travelling the world and such.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted but those 10 years are 7 days a week 14 hour days.

I wish stores would sell eggnog year round.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but those 10 years are 7 days a week 14 hour days.

I wish stores would sell eggnog year round.

Really? Egg liqueur? YUCK, ok. granted but they are now have to be made of ostrich eggs.

I wish for a brand new pair of black boots.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, they are blacker than the blackest black times infinity, all light is extinguished in a 50 foot radius around you.

I wish I could control video games with my mind.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, they are blacker than the blackest black times infinity, all light is extinguished in a 50 foot radius around you.

I just wanted a pair of boots! Not a black hole.

Granted, but you actually have to move your head just like the joystick so you end up by not enjoying it. And a massive headache.

I wish I had enough money and resources to have a shelter for pupperinos.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, it becomes the biggest bestest shelter ever made and all the puppers love it so much they are reluctant to leave when adopted.

I wish I could bring back cancelled TV shows.

 

[MissMarvelous]

mmm I could do with that.

Granted, these are the shows you can bring back

The 50 worst TV shows in modern history, according to critics

I wish I could change my clothes like Sailor Moon.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You fly up in the air, in a flash of light you're naked for a second while new clothes materialize on you.

I wish I could refill my drink infinitely like Doctor Strange does for Thor.

 

[MissMarvelous]

You will only be able to fill it with one beverage for the rest of your life, choose wisely.

I wish I could drink beer without the consequences of possibly ending like Homer

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, beer has no consequences for you, anyone near you when you're drinking will get the effects times 10.

I wish for a graphics heads up display in my eyes that gives information on what I'm focusing on.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but the LED lights are super expensive to replace.

I wish for a new audio system with Bluetooth

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted and even on the lowest setting it blows your clothes off when you turn it on.

I wish the Simpsons was still as good as there were on Season 3.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Since season 3 was your favorite one, now they're all the same stories as season 3 with small changes.

I wish for an improved version of Buffy.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, enjoy watching 7 seasons of True Blood

I wish for a nano-cpu installed in my brain with access to the entire internet's knowledge

 

[MissMarvelous]

You got it! But since you didn't ask for wifi, you will need to use fiber-optic internet, remember? The cable and the sound everytime you wanted to get online? Pipuuu pipuuuu

I wish to be only a few inches taller. Just a few.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, adding a few inches throws off your center of the universe and now nothing seems quite right.

I wish I had a new gaming computer made in the 24th century sent back in time for me, compatible with everything.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but since it's invented in the 24th century, with new technology and need things... You don't know how to use it. You can only stare at it.

I wish there were more Bridget Jones in the world.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

News Reporter: We're looking at levels of Drama all over the globe that shouldn't exist!!
*Air raid sirens go off in the distance*

I wish there were more Native Americans in the US that weren't drunk/drugged/suicidal.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh, buddy! I wouldn't meSs with that, it a serious thing.

I wish I could stop messing up with my painting.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, your paintings are so perfect when someone looks at them they are mesmerized for days unless physically taken away.

I wish I knew where someone was on a mental GPS just by thinking about them.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but that's a little stalkeri-ish.

I wish Spotify/Netflix/etcs were for free.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, but it still takes hours to find something worth watching.

Granted, but that's a little stalkeri-ish.

Just want to know where the pizza guy is

I wish my car healing factor like Deadpool

 

[MissMarvelous]

Pizza guy is always 'round the corner U.u

Granted, but the damaged parts take a while to heal.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted one small personal pan pizza w/ketchup sauce, goat cheese and caramelized onions for toppings.

I wish I had no irrational fear of fire.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted one small personal pan pizza w/ketchup sauce, goat cheese and caramelized onions for toppings.

I wish I had no irrational fear of fire.

Should ban you for ruin pizza

Granted and now you are ONE with the fire. Nasty blisters and scars are in for you.

I wish I hadn't eat those sweetbreads last night...