Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

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  1. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, now she's the toughest public you will ever face to, way too serious, and thinks way too much before going to Vegas...like, do you really want to bet that much? THAT number?

    I wish for a spa weekend. Thats it.
     
  2. Spider-Aziz Dummy Dragon Holo

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    James Bond will bump a car in the parks, blocking yours from leaving.

    I wish I didn't think of Casino Royale to ruin that wish.
     
  3. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, now you'll ruin wishes by thinking of Moonraker the most ridiculous of Bond movies.

    I wish I could give packs of money ( $10,000 USD ) to all my friends and family and other deserving people just by thinking about it.
     
  4. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, you're giving out someone else's money. I don't even know from whom either!! Are you stealing? Are you Robin Hood? Who are you?

    I wish for a little miracle for my Mum.
     
  5. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Not Granted, there will be no little miracle for your Mum, you will have to live with a great big huge miracle for her, maximum divine intervention, the Universe bends itself entirely to her needs!

    I wish for snow, it has been too long and this oppressive heat is getting on my very last nerve.
     
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  6. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted! I hope you're ready:

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    I wish I had one of those capsules or chambers where you can get in and see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing. Can't remember the name but those are real.
     
  7. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, your new Sensory Deprivation Chamber works very well, and when you emerge from it your senses are magnified by 100x, yikes. :eek:

    I wish I had all the cars I have in GTA V, translated into real actual drivable cars, all fully registered and pink slipped and paid off.
     
  8. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Men and cars... ok, granted. People gather around your car and are always touching it. Hey, that's not all: they want pics of your car, with you. You're a star!

    I wish my dog would learn that he has to poop in the bathroom... not around the house! And definitely NOT in my room. I've just clean the whole place!!!!!!
     
  9. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    An intelligence boost to your dog assures that it will use the bathroom from now on, as a side effect it's now plotting to take over your house.

    I wish a specific group of friends and family didn't live so far away, but also not too close so as to become annoying.
     
  10. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    They now live halfway... also your family. Wait! Are they all having a smol gathering without you? Oh oh...

    I wish could go to Mexico, grab my friend and her kid, and bring them back where they belong. If her husband wants to come back with us... he can. I'll allow it.
     
  11. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, you get get back safely from Mexico but several dozen poor immigrants headed to the US got confused and followed you back.

    I really wish I had a Federation Replicator that had all the patterns of the stuff that Amazon currently had available so I could get my orders faster than 2 or 3 weeks.
     
  12. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted! They have to pay high fees for each patent, model, design, etc of whatever you want to buy. Say goodbye to your moola!!!


    I wish I could let my friend know that I know that he's being a dirty traitor - without me crying or getting too emotional about it.
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, Your resolve is quadrupled your blood runs cold and you tell him in a logical matter-of-fact way exactly how you feel no matter what the cost to your friendship.

    I wish my computer comes back from the repair place all minty fresh and in perfect working order so I can post my goofy stuff online again in good faith that I won't be hacked to death again.
     
  14. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but you accidentally spill your coffee on it the very next day.

    I wish I had invested in Bitcoin in 2011
     
  15. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, you're now a multi-millionaire and the IRS would like to audit you, every single person you may have met briefly is asking for a handout, all the Gold Diggers are lining up to seduce you out of your coin.

    I wish my Christmas will go as smoothly and as drama-free as my Thanksgiving did.
     
  16. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted - but GF wants a word with you after everyone's gone.

    I wish I were like good wine and get better with the years.
     
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    You wait and wait and wait...
    A decade passes you get an assessment:

    You have now improved to "Ehh, ok I guess".

    You keep on waiting.

    I wish to be able to drive stick.
     
  18. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    You got it!

    Here's your stick... drive safely!

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    I wish I could tan a little bit... please, at least just a little bit.
     
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  19. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    In the sunlight you tan to the perfect shade, but when it fades your skin turns pale white to the point of being near translucent... yeah you glow in the dark now.

    I wish from now on that bad things could not happen around memorable holiday events.
     
  20. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted.

    I wish I wasn't so moody lately.
     
  21. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Your mood disappears entirely, for weeks and or months your feel nothing not good or bad just absolute neutral contentment.

    I wish the Bone Fairy would come and sprinkle healing dust on my ankle so I could walk like a normal person again.
     
  22. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    I had to read your wish very carefully. Because if you were to add an extra R where it doesn't belong and people are just gonna stare at you. Let's pray for the correct fairy to show up, shall we?

    I wish I could feel like it's like to be a very very attractive person, for one day.
     
  23. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, now you have to be followed around by the paparazzi all day.

    I wish I could win a new car.
     
  24. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted!!! Hope you enjoy it :

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    I wish I were at an all-inclusive resort, already paid, no covid, nice weather, little / few people around, only the sound of the sea, enjoying a "sex on the beach" and some fries... or something.
     
  25. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but you have no money, ID or anything else that might help you get back home later.

    I wish I had the ability to teleport myself anywhere on Earth at any time.
     

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