Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

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  1. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, but you're not able to teleport anything with you. Only your clothes.

    I wish I could sneak peek into my future, just for a few moments.
     
  2. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but you can only do it when you're asleep.

    I wish I could communicate with the animals.
     
  3. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, but they talk back and you're not ready for it.

    I wish people could be more appreciative of one's time and be on time.
     
  4. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, now everyone is German and the trains all run on time like clockwork.

    I wish I could have gotten a cybernetic leg and run super fast.
     
  5. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, but the other one cannot follow. So you only have ONE super fast leg... let's see what you can do.

    I wish I were wiser and stop worrying about things I know I can handle. Woman Up!
     
  6. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted. You wished you were wiser, so now you're older.

    I wish I could breathe underwater
     
  7. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, just be careful not to choke with all the plastic down there!

    I wish the cat would stop sneaking on me like that! My back is all scratched! and it F'ing hurts.
     
  8. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    You cat now has tinkling bell sounds when it walks, no more sneaking around, could be annoying when it gets zoomies.

    I wish I could think of something good for my girlfriend for her birthday.
     
  9. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, but you have to keep on excelling yourself year after year... God knows what you're going to give her in like... 10 years? You better keep up! Up! Up! Up!

    I wish i had known the benefits of wine earlier in life. I give 0 fks, right now! About anything!
     
  10. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted. You now know the benefits of wine, but now see the world through wine-colored glasses.

    I wish I had the same metabolism as The Flash.
     
  11. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted. I hope you are next to the bathroom next time you eat. Oh, buy you only get the metabolism... not his speed.

    I wish I had more days like this! It's chilly, it's sunny, there's no humidity... just perfect.
     
  12. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but you'll be late for work from now on.

    I wish I knew next week's lottery numbers.
     
  13. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Ok, you do know next week's lottery numbers... but you do nothing with those!

    I wish the guy weren't so hot and (very) cold next.
     
  14. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted. He'll just be very cold from now on.

    I wish I knew how to speak Latin.
     
  15. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Why have you betrayed me, Homie??? hahaha

    Granted, you know how to speak Latin but that's the only language you know now. Good luck communicating :p

    I wish I could turn back time and change a few things.
     
  16. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but you change too many things and now cats rule the earth.

    I wish I lived in a mansion.
     
  17. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted! Now, get ready because the Lords want orange juice. Chop, chop, peasant!

    I wish I had a nice car, totally affordable, right size for me, so that I didn't have to take the bus to work.
     
  18. blueharvest Registered

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    Granted, but the car doesn't start half of the time.

    I wish I had a Puma for a pet.
     
  19. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, you get this one very cute and soft one: :p
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    I wish I had known yesterday what I know today.
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Granted, now all you remember is Tomorrow, each day your memory is reset to the beginning of the next day.

    I wish my Mom would make it to her next birthday, in 5 days.
     
  21. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Granted, of course.

    I wish going to all those annual medical exams and appointments weren't so time-consuming.
     
  22. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    The medical industry adapts a new patient model and now it only takes minutes to be seen/diagnosed/treated and released.

    (My Mom is ok and 1 year older) :yay:

    I wish for a swift end to these pointless wars, it's a waste of resources and people.
     
  23. MissMarvelous Alienated

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    Finally some good news! Super glad :D
     
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    Don't we all? Granted.

    I wish i were able to read people's minds for (at least) 5 minutes.
     
  25. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    After one single day of reading the last 5 minutes of people's minds you no longer wish to live on this planet any longer.

    I wish nothing but the very best for the Russian people, they got screwed by a rotten government and don't deserve the hate leveled at that country.
     

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