Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but you get robbed and the culprit is never found.

I wish I could remember my Japanese vocabulary.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you just ran an old person over in your ride - best put that money towards your court costs now...


I wish I never have that happen to me!

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but something even worse happens.

I wish I was better at mathematics.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now you have "A Beautiful Mind" and are completely insane.

I wish I had a boat.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, but Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will stay on it forever singing "Boats n' H***"

I wish I could change my height at will.

 

[Enriquespy]

Yep, but not proportionally. you will look like on one of those circus mirrors every time you morph.

I wish I looked more muscular.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you look like Strong Guy:

I wish I had Superman's vision powers.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but the X-rays only work on your mother and the lasers just kind of heat things up slowly, like a defroster.


I wish I could sing very well.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you'll have a girlie voice like Justin Bieber.



I wish I could be in high school again.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, but you're gonna be the kid no one wants to talk to.

I wish my skeletal system was made out of adamantium.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Granted. However, whenever you stub your toe, bump your elbow, or fall down, the bones push right through the muscles and cut open your skin. You forever have to wear a suit similar to the ones they use as the "attacker" in women's self defense classes.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,Satan now has your soul.

I wish I had a magical sexy genie.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

edit

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but her name is just Magical Sexy Genie (She's a Stripper) and she has no magical powers.....also, she's a lesbian.



I wish I invented Velcro.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but now you stick to absolutely everything.


I wish I had a book deal.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted...now get out there and start selling encyclopedia's door-to-door!! (boots him in the hiney)




I wish my hangover would leave me and soon...ai-yi-yi...

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you still got bummed by a tranny stripper.


I wish I didn't have to shower and always smelled like cookies.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted...uh..you DID mention 4-year old stale cookies right? You DIDN'T..oh..uh...oops....




I wish I could get a massage in the next half-hour or so...

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you get massaged by Charlie Sheen.

I wish I was very famous.

 

[Anubis]

Granted. You're very famous for being murdered by Charlie Sheen with breast implants ripped from a Goddess' chest.


I wish I had some donuts.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..you wake up next morning to find 'em ring-around your weenie...


*btw..did that bastard Sheen finish my massage yet??


I wish he would have stuck around to finish the job, da**it!!!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're now on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

I wish I had a T-Bone steak.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it's got waaay too much floor sauce.....and spit.....and pubic hair......yeah that works.


I wish I had a pair of shoes that let me walk up walls.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..but they were issued with a pair of socks which expel the wearer at random times...have a nice landing!


I wish I had some fries..like..right now!!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You will. But it'll be Victor Fries, then he'll turn into Mr. Freeze, then he'll freeze you alive while spouting things in an Arnold accent.

I wish I was more likable.