Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, my company is a HUGE success & you end up in skid row, poor house.



I wish I can go to year's San Diego Comic Con.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but since you didn't specify a year you're going to the 1877 comic convention...



I wish someone would bring me back some commission artwork from one of the big comic conventions this year...

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted! But when you get home you find out that it was all stuff made on the Hype that some assclown was selling.



I wish I had a hoagie. Like a really, really good hoagie.

 

[greenrage36]

lol @ the earlier corruption!!

Granted, you get the American classic songwriter Hoagie Carmichael...(not really that bad of a corruption if you ask me...unless you're really hungry!)


I wish I could turn that assclown artwork around to some big bucks on ebay...

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,someone buys it all for ten dollars.

I wish I had a talking chimpanzee for a pet.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but he tells you the various ways he's going to eat your face and fingers off and proceeds to do so...muttering "nom nom" every now and then...



I wish I had popcorn for such an a**kicking done by an animal!

 

[Duke]

Granted, but in your excitement you choke to death!!




I wish I could have a 1938 original copy of Action Comics (Supe's 1st Appearance)

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but I take it form you so i can get money fot it.


I wish I had a magic wand like Harry Potter.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish the first trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man came out right now.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you're very unsatisfied with it. Utter junk in your view.




I wish I found a large stash of money.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, It's protected by a force field which you can't penetrate.
or
Granted, you take it and buy everything you ever wanted, then a couple of days later an assassin kills you for taking the Mob's money.

I wish I had a jar of delicious Kool-Aid that never ran out of kool-aid, even after a poured some and drank it.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,Kool-Aid Man just died and the police think you did it.

I wish I was a vampire.

 

[Duke]

Granted, I come by & stake you in the heart!! Kaput vampire.




I wish I had a brand new Macbook.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted! But...
A.) It's running a Windows operating system.
B.) You receive a book about Mack trucks.



I wish I had a very good night's sleep.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you overslept..by four centuries..have fun fitting in!


I wish Mikey wouldn't be tempted to eat anything..poor lil' kid is gonna get an ulcer or something at that rate...

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, there is now a world-wide famine.



I wish I had a book about how to make balloon animals.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but you have to blow it up and twist it into book-shape in order to read it

I wish I could have a vacation in the Land of the Lost

 

[Duke]

Granted, but I come around & take the book.



I wish I had awesome 4 topping pizza from Dominoes.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but Will Ferrell (the unfunny version) is there and ruins the whole thing by screwing stuff up.



I wish posts in the Community Diner counted towards my overall post count.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you get eaten up by a T-Rex.




I wish I already own Star Wars on blu ray.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but I took it from you.

I wish I was very smart.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but Will Ferrell (the unfunny version) is there and ruins the whole thing by screwing stuff up.



I wish posts in the Community Diner counted towards my overall post count.

Granted, but its towards the post count on another board..

Granted,but I took it from you.

I wish I was very smart.

Granted, but the entire world is reduced to peanut-brains...odd-man out once again chuckles!

I wish I never had to double-corrupt again...I'm too old for this s***!

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted! You are now banished to the Phantom Zone.


I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but then all your clothes spontaneously combust.


I wish I had some Jack and Coke.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you'd have to share with me.





I wish we'd have more rain down here.