Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, a cowboy hat is now permanently stuck to your head.

I wish I had my licence.

 

[jonathancrane]

Granted, but due to the lack of specificity, the DMV sends you a commercial boating license instead.

I wish I could meet my favorite actor.

 

[Sensi]

You will but he will ignore you and you will wonder why you ever liked him

I wish this weekend will be nice.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

It will, but not for you.

I wish to end starvation for everyone around the world.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, Zombie apocalypse.


I wish to be able to speak every language on Earth....including sign language.

 

[Hawkingbird]

Granted, but what if a French person slags you off and you hear it and have a mental breakdown and go to a crazy home and die because another crazy person killed you

I wish I was a model

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but you trip on the runway.

I wish I was a genius.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but as soon as you walk outside you're hit by a bus and now you're the smartest vegetable.

I wish I had infinite pocket space.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but the pockets have so much space that you can never find anything in them anyway.

I wish I lived in Gotham City.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but a week later,Joker kills you.

I wish I lived in Metropolis.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

(Being killed by the Joker... is that really a threat? )

Granted, but the world ends on the day that you get there.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you have a very powerful singing voice that could kill people.


I wish I lived in Canada.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but you end up hating it so much there you commit suicide.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you've turned into a bird and before you can fly away a cat kills you.

I wish I had a car like Bumblebee.

 

[Duke]

Granted, it's a Hot Wheels diecast car.

I wish I owned a car dealership.

 

[SE7EN]

Granted, but you bankrupt due to the economic downturn and live penniless and alone

I *WISH* Faith No More were still putting out albums (and they were good)

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but now you're deaf.


I wish that I invented something awesome in my teens and became a billionaire.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Granted, but another company sues you claiming they invented it first, and you lose your billions of dollars by the time you're in your twenties.

I wish I won an awesome car.

 

[Sensi]

You did. A model of a Model T Ford

I wish someone could actually see what I look like now.

 

[SE7EN]

They did and then gouged their eyes out in pure terror.

I wish for a good life and an honorable death.

 

[Godsfireworks]

Granted. But some idiot forgot to give you change for Charon.

I wish I could live to see a Cascade Volcano Erupt without destroying anything or anyone.

 

[SE7EN]

You try based on what some fortune teller told you along with an "amulet" she gave you. Everyone in the path of the lava still burns.

I wish knew how to speak real latin and not just the pig variety.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then that is all you can speak and no one understands you; so you are shunned for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't know what was going to happen.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted. You receive an anti-Cerebro in the mail and after trying it on you forget everything you've ever known...




I wish I had a bowl of cereal right now...

 

[SE7EN]

Granted, but it's Cap'n Crunch and you scrape the hell out of the roof of your mouth.

I wish Sharon Osbourne hadn't reanimated Ozzy's dead body just so she could release one more album.