Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, however it's with an entirely new cast, new showrunner and lower production values.

*Puts on Infinity Gauntlet* I wish for no more guns, bombs, other other weapons of war.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Here's your gauntlet! You have to dinf all the stones first and replace the Swarowski stones for the real thingies.

I wish I had choosen a different donut yesteday.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, the donut you chose instead had 1.5 mg of excrement and bug parts. Mmm.

I wish the store still sold all the snacks I got addicted to.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but those are NEVER going back.

I wish you eat the donut you are making me eat with the 1.5 mg of excrement and bug parts.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Same donuts I eat on the regular. The baker is exceptionally talented, but not 100% hygienic. What is life without a little danger... and bug poop.

I wish the Sahara Desert suddenly bloomed with all sorts of grass, trees, and misc flora & fauna.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted! Now the Sahara is full of cacti and succulents, Aladdin is not happy about it cacti hurts. like a bitsh.

I wish my workout would burn twice the calories.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your workout burns twice your calories, 100 times the calories of anyone in a 10 foot radius, and 50 times the calories in a 50 foot radius.

This one may sound a little pervy, so forgive me in advance. I wish I could adjust my member's length width and girth at will, as well as control the frequency and amount of emission (including the content of said emission)

 

[MissMarvelous]

A little? Fully perv, I' say.

Ok, granted but the stretch marks will appear and they would stay... and that's not nice.

I wish all men say directly what they want and do not play games.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted but you're not going to like anything any man says from now on.

I wish the same thing about women.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but once they start talking there's not way to make 'em stop. And you have to listen to every single detail.

I wish for a humoungous choclate cake right now. I can share if you don't mess it up.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

humoungous choclate cake

Me: *Looks up* "When did Earth get another moon?"
You: "That's no moon, it's a humongous chocolate cake!"

I wish for a bag with infinite varieties of snacks with infinite reload.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Me: *Looks up* "When did Earth get another moon?"
You: "That's no moon, it's a humongous chocolate cake!"

I wish for a bag with infinite varieties of snacks with infinite reload.

Wiiii, that I like.

You sharing that bag or not? Because otherwise I'll have to ruin it for you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You sharing that bag or not? Because otherwise I'll have to ruin it for you.

Share and share alike.

I wish I could fund all artists and creative people everywhere.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Share and share alike.

I wish I could fund all artists and creative people everywhere.

Great, you do that. See, I have this jewelry project that I'm currently working with (and that's not joke!). I'll pass you my details later hahha :P

I wish my cat could talk

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your cat tells everyone all your dirty little secrets for giggles.

I wish every planet in our solar system was habitable for Humans.

 

[thangaran]

I read through this entire page and have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I am slow

 

[2kt09]

Your cat tells everyone all your dirty little secrets for giggles.

I wish every planet in our solar system was habitable for Humans.

We will "global warming" them to annhilation.

I wish my dream career was a fruitful reality.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You get your dream job, unfortunately you turn into random fruit each time you are on the job.

I wish prisons in the US turned out educated people like doctors and scientists instead of career criminals.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - they all become doctors... waiting for the perfect victim.

I wish I could adopt many many stray dogs and give them a home.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I read through this entire page and have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I am slow

Hi, there! Don't worry, you will get it.

This is my wish: "I wish I could adopt many many stray dogs and give them a home" and you have to find the most intricated way to ruin my wish: i.e. all the dogs eat a lot and I end up buried under their po0p or something like that. Then, you have to make a wish and the next member will ruin your wish (and then ask for a wish for themselves...which another member will ruin, and it never stops).

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I wish I could adopt many many stray dogs and give them a home.

Granted, all stray dogs are drawn to you whereupon once gathered they are transported to Dogworld in the Canus Majoris system.

I wish I could reignite a couple's love for each other once it has grown cold.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Cutie

Karise Eden

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Karise moves from Aussie to US and gets a big record contract... from Scooter Braun.

I wish everyone in the 27 Club were reincarnated into talented unknown singer/songwriters.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, no questions asked.

I wish I could see a few pics of what my future holds.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You're presented with a folder of photographs... labeled "Police Evidence"

I wish that when people pointed guns at other people the gun wouldn't be able to fire.