Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[MissMarvelous]

That's called having an assistant, easy peasy lemon squeezy!

I wish I could be able to provide my parents everything they always wanted but could have when they were kids.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Yeah they can watch cartoons and play video games on big screen TVs at the nursing home.

I wish there were more areas of nature inaccessible to humans, like large swaths of land.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Yeah they can watch cartoons and play video games on big screen TVs at the nursing home.

aaaaahahahahahaha nooo

Granted, those areas are so inaccesible to humans that in case of a fire... there's no way to put it out.

I wish all those brands which are now offering so many discounts could "feck off", if they can sell their products almost a 40% off (and still making profit) then they are overpricing. I don't say "give them for free" but a more reasonable $ would be more acceptable.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Brands lower prices across the board, in turn the CEOs layoff a percentage of workers to compensate for the profit loss, making the employees still there work harder, and then fire them for new people when they reach the next pay scale. #Capitalism.

I wish I may, I wish in the star's light, wish my date has an awesome pole of might!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted!

I wish some movies weren't so predictable.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I know right?! It's the ones you can't figure out that totally mindfock you and leave you going "da feck did I just watch?!"

I kinda wish porn movies had the cast, budgets and special effects of summer blockbuster movies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

hahaha that could be hysterical! granted!!!!!1

I wish I could understand myself a little bit better.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You literally go into your own mind to have a long deep conversation with your ego and superego, then your id shows up and it turns into an orgy.

I wish I had a big tiddy goth girlfriend.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The story of that meme is still very unclear to me... This is how I picture your wish.


I wish you had LOL-ed at that! I kinda did

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I'm a Memelord, I was there when this meme was written, 3000 years ago...

Bonus wish from last one; I also wish my big tiddy goth girlfriend have a big surprise package.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I thought you didn't like surprises :P granted... surprises packages are always welcomed (?)

I wish I could find some nice dresses, not too expensive! Something pretty to wear occasionally.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A passing truck takes a curb too fast and a box tumbles out the back into your immediate area, inside are dozens of dresses in your size of various styles. Better get rid of the tags quick fast in a hurry, gps locators... the Gay Mafia are unforgiving even at the best of times.

I wish this sub-alpine environment wouldn't dry out my skin so it itches like mad.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Is it the environment ?!? Try some hypoallergenic cream, or coconut oil.

I wish I could onw this beauty (It's a Lego Disney Castle):

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That's pretty dope, but it's no Lego Cruise Ship using 2.5 million blocks.

I wish I had my Original Lego set from 1973 still in the plastic.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, can I play with it? The Lego Disney castle is way too expensive over here, between taxes and idiots, it costs way more than USD 350.00 which is the regular price.

I wish I could get into some YouTube videos and experience what's going on in those

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Knowing those people you'd get hit with a DMCA cease and desist. Touchy little buggers.

I wish I could calm the feck down before this stupid date.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Do you wish for pep talk?

I wish this face mask won't cause a reaction

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The mask bonds to your skin on the molecular level, there's nothing for it you've got to be a vigilante superhero now.

I wish for God-Tier seducing skills for tomorrow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

there's nothing for it you've got to be a vigilante superhero now.

What? Am I supposed to be called super-matcha girl now?

Granted! Just be yourself, you'll do great... Try not to seduce the whole place.

I wish i had payed attention to my mum when she was cooking.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You've learned to cook like your Madre, technically. You still don't know her "secret" ingredients.

I wish the entire world was a socialist utopia based around Norway's economic policies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sure, sure.

I wish I had a robot that takes care of the chores.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

See now this is how we got Skynet, and Judgement Day... BOOM!

I wish I found out I was a royal and inherited a castle and a ton of coin.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I wish it weren't haunted :P but castles are!

I wish I could have more good hair days.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

All your days are good hair days, but it keeps growing longer and longer and cannot be cut by anything.

I wish I could be 25 again, total reset in memory and experience.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Being 25 now is a pain in the ass but if that's what you want... BUM! You're a TikToker kiddo, or worse: a YouTuber.

I wish I could "see" music.