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BvS Crazy Theory: Ben Affleck is Batman Jones

Affleck is Batman Jones?!!!

  • Dear God, I hope it's true!

  • Dear God, I hope it's not true!

  • I'm not for or against it

  • Rodrigo, I hate you for making this poll and for how annoying you can be!


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Liar. The doctor told me everything. There is no baby. Your wife is waiting for a... firepug.

the baby has already been born, as I said

if it is a firepug it is wearing a very convincing baby disguise
 
well if it is a firepug then that will make the name KillerWolf Jones even more fitting if you think about it

cause wolves and pugs are both canines
 
i don't care if it ends up being a firepug, i don't discriminate
 
i don't care if it ends up being a firepug, i don't discriminate

that's nice of you. Not to mention having a firepug can be really helpful.

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This actually makes sense. Batman Jones makes the ultimate sacrifice in this movie, which then gives Christian Bale, the real Batman, a reason to come back for the sequel, thus making Nolan's trilogy canon.

Zach Snyder is playing like 3-d chess.
 
Man I'd really hate for the internet to run out of space

Oh God what have I done?
 
You have foolishly declared war on the internet.

Gomez shall have his vengeance now.
 
This actually makes sense. Batman Jones makes the ultimate sacrifice in this movie, which then gives Christian Bale, the real Batman, a reason to come back for the sequel, thus making Nolan's trilogy canon.

Zach Snyder is playing like 3-d chess.

what if the whole movie is a dream (like some person assume it is) batbale is making while in rome (see what I did here?), and when he wakes up, he realizes he needs to kill John Blake?

What time is this thread getting locked? It's taking up space.

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The great old ones (and Gomez) need that space.

Man I'd really hate for the internet to run out of space

Oh God what have I done?

Shame on you

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Perhaps someone needs to be made aware of the rumor/speculation thread that has been around for, gee, how many years now?


yes, ok, thank you. Wanna take a piece of cake? It will help you chill.... :o


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Perhaps someone needs to be made aware of the rumor/speculation thread that has been around for, gee, how many years now?

You really want us to discuss this theory in the rumor/speculation thread? I believe you should rethink this. :p
 
Last time I checked, that was it's purpose in the first place.

But this is not a real or sensible theory (no offense to OP :woot:), why clutch the thread with it?
 
Because it's not a real or sensible thread either (no offense OP), so why clutch the board with it? That's why there is rumor/speculation already in place.

I don't think our little corner of insanity here bothers anyone. Well, except for you, for some reason.
If it was in rumor/speculation thread it would detract from the more serious discussions and bother people who want to discuss more sensible and likely scenarios. Besides, this is not the first time a theory gets a thread of its own.
 
This has all been worth it just to read through it all and see "Grizzled Batman Jones".
 
Best thread EVER.

Although I think he's actually Chalupa Batman all grown up.
 
Now this is a theory I can get behind, lets hope Snyder and co. are brilliant enough to have gone this route.
 
Perhaps Ben Affleck is really PacMan Jones?
 
I now wonder if Ben Affleck is actually playing the batman of zur en arrh.
 
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