BvS Crazy Theory: Ben Affleck is Batman Jones

[ThePhantasm]

Liar. The doctor told me everything. There is no baby. Your wife is waiting for a... firepug.

the baby has already been born, as I said

if it is a firepug it is wearing a very convincing baby disguise

 

[Naked Shia]

the baby has already been born, as I said

if it is a firepug it is wearing a very convincing baby disguise

so you really don't know. poor soul.

 

[ThePhantasm]

well if it is a firepug then that will make the name KillerWolf Jones even more fitting if you think about it

cause wolves and pugs are both canines

 

[ThePhantasm]

i don't care if it ends up being a firepug, i don't discriminate

 

[Naked Shia]

i don't care if it ends up being a firepug, i don't discriminate

that's nice of you. Not to mention having a firepug can be really helpful.

 

[samsnee]

This actually makes sense. Batman Jones makes the ultimate sacrifice in this movie, which then gives Christian Bale, the real Batman, a reason to come back for the sequel, thus making Nolan's trilogy canon.

Zach Snyder is playing like 3-d chess.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Man I'd really hate for the internet to run out of space

Oh God what have I done?

 

[KillerWolf]

You have foolishly declared war on the internet.

Gomez shall have his vengeance now.

 

[Naked Shia]

This actually makes sense. Batman Jones makes the ultimate sacrifice in this movie, which then gives Christian Bale, the real Batman, a reason to come back for the sequel, thus making Nolan's trilogy canon.

Zach Snyder is playing like 3-d chess.

what if the whole movie is a dream (like some person assume it is) batbale is making while in rome (see what I did here?), and when he wakes up, he realizes he needs to kill John Blake?

What time is this thread getting locked? It's taking up space.

The great old ones (and Gomez) need that space.

Man I'd really hate for the internet to run out of space

Oh God what have I done?

Shame on you

 

[Naked Shia]

Perhaps someone needs to be made aware of the rumor/speculation thread that has been around for, gee, how many years now?

yes, ok, thank you. Wanna take a piece of cake? It will help you chill....

 

[Naked Shia]

Aw cute. And ignored.

 

[KillerWolf]

Perhaps someone needs to be made aware of the rumor/speculation thread that has been around for, gee, how many years now?

You really want us to discuss this theory in the rumor/speculation thread? I believe you should rethink this.

 

[KillerWolf]

Last time I checked, that was it's purpose in the first place.

But this is not a real or sensible theory (no offense to OP t, why clutch the thread with it?

 

[Naked Shia]

Last time I checked, that was it's purpose in the first place.

But this is not a real or sensible theory (no offense to OP t, why clutch the thread with it?

I don't even understand why he's sticking around if this thread bothers him that much....

 

[KillerWolf]

Because it's not a real or sensible thread either (no offense OP), so why clutch the board with it? That's why there is rumor/speculation already in place.

I don't think our little corner of insanity here bothers anyone. Well, except for you, for some reason.
If it was in rumor/speculation thread it would detract from the more serious discussions and bother people who want to discuss more sensible and likely scenarios. Besides, this is not the first time a theory gets a thread of its own.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This has all been worth it just to read through it all and see "Grizzled Batman Jones".

 

[Rowsdower!]

Best thread EVER.

Although I think he's actually Chalupa Batman all grown up.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I support this.

 

[KillerMcQueen]

Now this is a theory I can get behind, lets hope Snyder and co. are brilliant enough to have gone this route.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Perhaps Ben Affleck is really PacMan Jones?

 

[Naked Shia]

I now wonder if Ben Affleck is actually playing the batman of zur en arrh.

 

[Naked Shia]

Also, do you think the creature Wonder Woman and Batman fight is actually lightning man?

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/World's_Finest_Vol_1_89

 

[ThePhantasm]

anything is possible