Cthulhu-verse thread

[Fallen Angel]

Show respect, Clipped Wings

50/50 either way.

ouch that hurt

but those still aren't the odds by the way. t:

 

[KevanG]

We don't have a full listing of the abilities of both and no one has seen them in action going full tilt so it's just a guess.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well we all know Jesus has a better party trick

 

[KevanG]

I dunno. Driving the city insane within a few minutes is pretty good too.

 

[DarkSentinel]

But you'd go insane along with it. What kind of party is that?

 

[KevanG]

The best type.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Can Cthulhu walk on water if Jesus takes it to the seas?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Cthulhu is an interdemensional being of cosmic horror and chaos so, probably.

 

[KevanG]

Also, he lives underwater so he could just pull a Jaws and take him from below.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Really, Kev? Cthulhu's gonna pull a Jonah's Whale? On Jesus? Think about that

Not to mention Ulmo would kick Cthulhu's cosmic tuckus off his propateh

 

[KevanG]

http://www.rttnews.com/2234604/three-fold-increase-estimated-in-dementia-cases-by-2050.aspx

Dementia is on the rise. He's cooking something up.

 

[regwec]

Dementia rises when Cthulhu rolls over and farts.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

So do the tides.

 

[Piper Maru]

You mean Cthulhumas, right?

Stereotypical "liberal leftists" are trying to take the Cthulhu out of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! I swear I'll write an angry letter.

Don't make me invoke the big daddy Eru Ilúvatar, Piper

You...you wouldn't DARE!

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[regwec]

Cthulhu has a special gift for children this year.

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm on Cthulhu's side for this fight against Jesus.

 

[regwec]

I should like to see Cthulhu v Westboro Baptists.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

As would I.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Will Santa-Cthulhu bring his Slender-Elves this year?

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[Sardaukar]

I read a book of stories about the Return of our Lord and Savior.

Thought they were pretty darn good, actually.

 

[Piper Maru]

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. And neither will this thread...Cthulhu will always be at the forefront of our minds. Embrace the knowledge that mankind's time is up! Show your support today.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I just got tingles.