Dad cooks baby in microwave

[JStorm]

Gremlins go in microwaves, not babies. Everyone knows that.


There should be an SAT for parenting, and one doesn't receive x amount of points for spelling his or her name correctly.

 

[jaguarr]

Babies. Plump when ya cook 'em.

jag

 

[Dan33977]

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[Ice-man]

cop - so how did your baby get in the microwave?

******ed guy - umm my baby fell in the microwave?

cop - thats it! were taking you in.

 

[PhotoJones]

cop - so how did you baby get in the microwave?

reyarded guy - um my baby fell in the microwave?

cop - thats it were taking you in.

The irony is that you spelled "******ed" wrong.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

this is outrageous.... you dont put a baby in a freaking microwave.....






you cook them in the broiler on high while marinating in a nice red wine sauce...yeesh..

 

[Joker]

you know...I can see putting the baby in the microwave...either...

"damn baby, I'll show you to be a baby!"

or

"mmm...baby is delicious when cooked"

and I can see the refrigerator...either...

"oh noes! satan made me get mad and put my baby in the microwave! I need to cool it down!"

or

"mmm...baby leftovers for next time"

but...the safe? I dont see how this could fall into either scenario...well maybe..

"if I lock the baby in the safe, satan wont be able to make me hurt it again!"

but everyone knows satan is a mad safe cracker

 

[MaskedManJRK]

You know, times like this, I think we should have just let Texas be it's own country like it wanted to.

 

[Venomfan]

this doesnt make much sense to me. i know as a Christian im not supposed to judge, but still i cant help but say this doesnt look to good. both parents are apparently super religious, but why do they have a kid already then? i know people can change and all, but it still doesnt look good, parents just out of highschool. and i've never heard of a mentally challenged preacher before, it just seems wierd

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I hope the baby didn't have any metal in it

 

[Milkman95]

This clown should be castrated and be forced to eat his own little testicles. What a coward..........

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

He's not a coward, he's a disabled nutbar who should never be left alone with a child. I say people who are convicted of child abuse and/or endangerment should be sterilized. Solves the overpopulation problem too.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i've never heard of a mentally challenged preacher before, it just seems wierd

Most of them are mentally challenged.
Delusional
Talking to imaginary beings
A desire to control and manipulate others
pathological dishonesty

 

[Venomfan]

He's not a coward, he's a disabled nutbar who should never be left alone with a child. I say people who are convicted of child abuse and/or endangerment should be sterilized. Solves the overpopulation problem too.

if people would actually spread out we wouldnt have any overpopulation problem. theres soooooo much room in the world, but everybody clumps together in groups making it appear overpopulated

 

[The Kid]

Was this dad Anthony Hopkins?

 

[jaguarr]

Was this dad Anthony Hopkins?

Nope. Here's the photo of the guy from the AP wire. Looks suspicious to me:

jag

 

[The Lizard]

Perhaps everyone should be forced to take a mental-health exam before they procreate and those that fail get sterilized while those that pass get a license to reproduce.

See, there would be certain advantages to a totalitarian dictatorship after all.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

if people would actually spread out we wouldnt have any overpopulation problem. theres soooooo much room in the world, but everybody clumps together in groups making it appear overpopulated

The closer we clump together the harder it is for the aliens to abduct us

 

[Halcohol]

Just like the penguins, right?

GROUP HUG! :heart:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ah, yes, my army grows ever stronger

 

[tzarinna]

I fear for the future of that child....if there is one.

 

[Super Kal]

wow... that is just sick.

 

[squeekness]

*has to wonder why this man was left alone with a child if the mother knew he was disabled*

 

[SLVRSR4]

The closer we clump together the harder it is for the aliens to abduct us

It's said that everyone in the world could stand together in florida. Are there details on the type of microwave it was?

 

[Ice-man]

The irony is that you spelled "******ed" wrong.

yea i picked up on that after i wrote it, but i was in a hurry to meet my friend outside for a ride.