Damn Son, Woman Commits Suicide with Chainsaw

[Wolfwood]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/woman-chain-saw-suicide.html

A Los Angeles woman killed herself with a chainsaw, police said Thursday.

Police reported to the 3600 block of Keystone Avenue in Palms about 12:40 a.m. Thursday, after the victim’s sister arrived and called 911, said LAPD Officer Norma Eisenman. She described the victim as being in her mid-40s, adding that fire officials say the body's decomposition indicates she may have been dead for as long as a day.

“Two sisters, they share an apartment,” Eisenman said. “The door [to the victim’s room] was jammed a little, and the sister was able to see her on the bed with a chainsaw next to her.”

Eisenman said the case was initially labeled as a possible homicide, but that changed when investigators found a suicide note.

Los Angeles County coroner’s spokesman Larry Dietz said a coroner’s official is still at the scene and his office has no additional information at this time.

I've never wanted to kill myself, but I'm 100% certain that if I tried, it wouldn't be with a chainsaw.

It all just seems kinda suspect.

 

[POWdER-man]

Of all the ways to do it, I am sure a chainsaw is not quick and painless.

 

[Hotwire]

Was expecting this story to be from Sanford, not LA!

 

[lordofthenerds]

Well you can't say she took the easy way out.

 

[Schlosser85]

If I were to commit suicide, a chainsaw and setting myself on fire would be at the bottom of my list of ways.

 

[Sensi]

Maybe she wanted to feel pain or felt she deserved the pain. I feel sad for her.

 

[Mistah K88]

Wow...I wouldn't want to go off myself THAT way...

 

[Duke]

Of all the ways to die, she certainly chose poorly.

 

[Hotwire]

Maybe she didn't really commit suicide, but actually pissed off the Neighborhood Watch Alliance?

I mean, you have to admit, this sounds like something straight out of Hot Fuzz!

 

[Lighthouse]

Maybe she didn't really commit suicide, but actually pissed off the Neighborhood Watch Alliance?

I mean, you have to admit, this sounds like something straight out of Hot Fuzz!

You mean this wasn't an accident?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I wonder how she used the chainsaw? Did she stick her wrists under it?

 

[lordofthenerds]

I wonder how she used the chainsaw? Did she stick her wrists under it?

Apparently she cut her neck with it. Makes you wonder if she decapitated herself.

 

[terry78]

Some people don't want to go quick.

 

[Wolfwood]

Apparently she cut her neck with it. Makes you wonder if she decapitated herself.

Yeah, that freaked me out the most when I heard it on the news. I don't even want to imagine the logistics of that.

 

[bullets]

Maybe she wanted to feel pain or felt she deserved the pain. I feel sad for her.

Sounds like she was trying to punish herself in some way. What a way to go

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Probably one of those electric plugins for light yard work.

 

[chaseter]

Maybe she watched Evil Dead 2 and thought it would be cool to be like Ash.

 

[Mike_D202]

I like how the article said "The police labeled it as a possible homicide, but changed their minds after finding a suicide note."

 

[Kurosawa]

Lady needed to listen to some Slayer and just break ****, wow is that hardcore.

 

[chamber-music]

I like how the article said "The police labeled it as a possible homicide, but changed their minds after finding a suicide note."

Yeah I read that and was like wtf

I hope their death investigations go beyond there just being suicide notes left around bodies.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Apparently she cut her neck with it. Makes you wonder if she decapitated herself.

My god!


You'd think out of kindness she would of used pills. I mean, you have to think about how your sister is going to find you.

 

[Hotwire]

I like how the article said "The police labeled it as a possible homicide, but changed their minds after finding a suicide note."

It does make you wonder if that was the extent of the investigation.
Well, maybe if these guys...

...were the detectives.

 

[Octoberist]

Man it's too much effort (and pain) for a suicide.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Looks like she.....

*puts sunglasses on*

lost her head.

YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!