Darthphere Presents: The Quest for 100,000

[Asteroid-Man]

Only 136 posts to go!!! Just this morning it was 264! At this rate he'll reach 100K tomorrow!

 

[Green Lantern]

Only 136 posts to go!!! Just this morning it was 264! At this rate he'll reach 100K tomorrow!

Where'd you learn math?

264
-136
128

At this rate he'll be at 99,992 tomorrow.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Fine by me, but do it already.

You keep asking like that and he's going to get to 99,999 and build a new username TheCorpulent2.

 

[E-Man]

Wow someone is close to 100,000. Corpulent1 must be what Samuel L. Jackson would call a bonafide bad mutha.....well you get the rest. I'm going to try and post ****e to catch him.

 

[WompuM]

Corp is the farthest thing from actually.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Farthest thing from actually what? Complete your sentences, dude. I know you can't be that inebriated.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Wow someone is close to 100,000. Corpulent1 must be what Samuel L. Jackson would call a bonafide bad mutha.....well you get the rest. I'm going to try and post ****e to catch him.

Yes, I sure you will get 100,000 posts before he gets his next 100.

And Welcome to the Hype!

 

[Majic Walrus]

Farthest thing from actually what? Complete your sentences, dude. I know you can't be that inebriated.

This is why we invented punctuation.

Actually, Corp is the farthest thing from that.

Fixed.

 

[Drakon]

Actually, Wompum is right, too. In context with the conversation [that], (which, in this case, was "the baddest mothaSHUTYOURMOUTH), is understood.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

WompuM didn't know that, so he doesn't get a free pass.

 

[Majic Walrus]

[However,]WompuM didn't know that, so he doesn't get a free pass [to not use proper English].

I fixed this too.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

"However" doesn't contribute anything to that sentence.

 

[Drakon]

Flavor.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Acrid, bitter flavor that makes me want to vomit.

 

[Gilpesh]

"However" doesn't contribute anything to that sentence.

It makes it prettier. Like a necktie for posts.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Flavor.

Thanks!

 

[November Rain]

looks like it'll happen tomorrow, like a nice hype public holiday...

 

[E-Man]

Yes, I sure you will get 100,000 posts before he gets his next 100.

And Welcome to the Hype!

Never underestimate the power of epic post ****ing. lol

And thanks for the welcome. It's pretty fun around here.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Get this **** over with.

 

[Eggyman]

Yup. Come on Corp, I wanna see explosions and sh**.

 

[JP]

I hope the hype turns neon pink, with floral patterns.

 

[Eggyman]

We get it, you're gay

 

[Kelly]

GUYS, this is like watching boiling water, watching the clock in the class that you hate the most.....

if you keep watching......

it will never happen!​

 

[ComicChick]

corp's gonna hit 100,00 and everyone will be like YAY

then they will move on to the "who do you think will get 100k next" thread

 

[Spider-Fan]

I think Corp should so milk this and create TheCorpulent2 when he hits 99,999 and post under that a few days just to anger people