Darthphere Presents: The Quest for 100,000

[WompuM]

Good point. You know, Corp making it 100000 kinda makes me feel like Robert DeNiro in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci is going to be made... you know, but without Corp getting shot in the back of the head.

 

[November Rain]

a pound sterling for anyone who can retrieve his first post on this hype.

It's actually kinda funny because he is the corpulent 1. so there must have been a corpulent which probably means he has already passed the 100k post mark, not just with a single account.

regardless of his achievements, i've seen people get close to 30k in their first years. If you're not hardcore into your comments, posting regularly can be seasonal and dependant on what film was on.

i remember when i used to come on to chat with people rather than leave comments. If the hype was more like that, then there would be countless members over 100k by now, me included. but i'm only in my mid 40s... and i have probably done less than 3 k in the last 3 years.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hopefully it stays that way. I still sort of like my head, although improvements could be made.

For those of you wondering, here's the secret to my post count. Ready? Here it comes... I have a really, really f***ing boring couple of jobs, both of which I sit in front of a computer almost 100% of the time. 90% of that is spent posting on the Hype because, frankly, there's not much else to do. Plus, I'm kind of obsessive about commenting on everything. I'm just lucky the Hype has such active comic forums, since that's where almost all of my posts come from. Ironically, Community scared me because it was too active, and my aforementioned obsessiveness would force me to try and keep up with all of them, which is just too much. If I didn't have Community-phobia, I'd probably be well past 100k already.

My name is TheCorpulent1 and I approve this message.

It's actually kinda funny because he is the corpulent 1. so there must have been a corpulent which probably means he has already passed the 100k post mark, not just with a single account.

Nope, no "TheCorpulent." My name literally means "the fat one." I just decided to use the numeral 1 instead of the word way back in my august youth on AOL and haven't lost any weight since, so I haven't needed to change it. Although recently I've been fond of "Don Corpulente" because I think it makes me sound like a gangster. I think Johnny Blaze gave me the idea for that in the Dream Team League a couple years ago.

 

[Team Andino]

Hopefully it stays that way. I still sort of like my head, although improvements could be made.

For those of you wondering, here's the secret to my post count. Ready? Here it comes... I have a really, really f***ing boring couple of jobs, both of which I sit in front of a computer almost 100% of the time. 90% of that is spent posting on the Hype because, frankly, there's not much else to do. Plus, I'm kind of obsessive about commenting on everything. I'm just lucky the Hype has such active comic forums, since that's where almost all of my posts come from. Ironically, Community scared me because it was too active, and my aforementioned obsessiveness would force me to try and keep up with all of them, which is just too much. If I didn't have Community-phobia, I'd probably be well past 100k already.

My name is TheCorpulent1 and I approve this message.

Nope, no "TheCorpulent." My name literally means "the fat one." I just decided to use the numeral 1 instead of the word way back in my august youth on AOL and haven't lost any weight since, so I haven't needed to change it. Although recently I've been fond of "Don Corpulente" because I think it makes me sound like a gangster. I think Johnny Blaze gave me the idea for that in the Dream Team League a couple years ago.

!! He blesses us with his presence!!

 

[Matt]

I hereby challenge Coruplent's deserving and say I am far more deserving of the six digit post count! Who dares stand before me!?!

 

[Darthphere]

We're Ewoks to Corp's C-3PO.

 

[Darthphere]

I hereby challenge Coruplent's deserving and say I am far more deserving of the six digit post count! Who dares stand before me!?!

Shut up Matt.

 

[Matt]

Shut up Matt.

Yes sir

 

[TheCorpulent1]

We're Ewoks to Corp's C-3PO.

Harsh, man. I would never compare anyone to an Ewok.

All right, except maybe kids. Kids are stupid.

 

[November Rain]

I remember when corp passed me at around 27 k, we both used to role with thor avatars back then, those were the days...

I wish more people remembered so i could start a 'what were you doing when corp passed your post count' thread.

 

[jaguarr]

I was over 5100 until this past weekend. I don't know what happened.

The Hype instituted a Fairtax on crappy posts. You were only paying your fair share. Quit complaining.

We're Ewoks to Corp's C-3PO.

Does that make Matt Jar-Jar Binks?

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I remember when corp passed me at around 27 k, we both used to role with thor avatars back then, those were the days...

I wish more people remembered so i could start a 'what were you doing when corp passed your post count' thread.

Geez, I don't even remember that kind of stuff. I didn't even notice I was this close to 100k until I saw this thread. Last time I checked, I was just over 80,000.

 

[WompuM]

Yeah, but then both the Marvel and DC universes had alien invasions so....

 

[WompuM]

And you know what, you post count here may be 89K, but your WompNation post count is a big corpulent ZERO.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Did the Corps join date change when he became a Mod? I seem to remember being ahead of him Pre-Mod. Now he's got me by a year.

Conspiracy?

 

[Super Kal]

i mean, in all honesty, does it really matter?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Thanks for pissing all over our fun, Super Kal.


Thanks.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's always been June 2001. You may have been here before me with other names.

 

[Captain Planet!]

So... what should he win when gets to 100,000? A bigger avatar? A brand new car? Bold letters? A time share in Haiti?

 

[WompuM]

I don't think a bigger avatar of bones will do any good.

 

[jaguarr]

I don't think a bigger avatar of bones will do any good.

Then...you think....wrong.......mister!!!! /Kirk

jag

 

[yenaled]

I remember when Corp mysteriously disappeared for a few months.

If he hadn't have done that he would be 100k by now fo sure.

 

[Super Kal]

Thanks for pissing all over our fun, Super Kal.


Thanks.

it's not like we're gonna get bigger avatars or anything... if that were the case, I'd probably make a more appearances in other threads

 

[jaguarr]

it's not like we're gonna get bigger avatars or anything... if that were the case, I'd probably make a more appearances in other threads

Super Kal: Raining golden showers on threads since September 2004.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So... what should he win when gets to 100,000? A bigger avatar? A brand new car? Bold letters? A time share in Haiti?

I could go for that new car. My current one's pretty messed up.