"Dinosaur Mummy" Found; Has Intact Skin, Tissue

i'm buying one as soon as they start mass producing them. people can get past a guard dog, nobody's messing with a dinosaur. I learned that from the pothead in Grandma's Boy.
 
"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur."

"Dinosaur eats man."

"Woman inherits the earth."


There, now you have closure.
 
I hate that part.
It's the Tim Allen school of boy vs. girl rivalry comedy. :o
 
If they could clone some DNA...which by the looks of things is impossible...we'd all be shocked and horrified by the fact dinosaurs could speak fluently.

And I for one, would love that.
 
I wanna clone one, because I bet one of those would go a long way on a Thanksgiving table.
 
I hope you're being sarcastic. Cloning a dinosaur would be immensely cruel.

we could always make them our house-hold appliances like on the flinstones. it'd be functional and energy efficient!
 
If they could clone some DNA...which by the looks of things is impossible...we'd all be shocked and horrified by the fact dinosaurs could speak fluently.

And I for one, would love that.

This reminds me of Principal Skinner's book "Billy and the Clone-asaurus."
 
If they could clone some DNA...which by the looks of things is impossible...

You do know theres been over 20 successful cloned animals since the late 90's right.

Most famous one was Dolly the Sheep.
 
i think he meant in this particular case.
 

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