Discussion: The Westboro Baptist Church

[I SEE SPIDEY]

That family is a terrible. I hope Mr. Phelps was in great pain before he died. There I said it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

And I seconded it.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Honestly? If the wbbc protested a person, funeral, etc close and personal to. Especially a loved one or family member.... I do think you have the right to piss on his grave for ruining something you will never get back

 

[Pink Ranger]

Except that pissing on a grave actually makes the grass and flowers around it grow better, which is more than he deserves.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Not if they're rainbow flowers

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Don't like it when the shoe's on the other foot, huh? Fecking hypocrites!

You expected any different from these yahoos? Like I said before, good riddance. Don't let the door hit your ass on your way to Hell, Freddie boy.

 

[Sawyer]

Except that pissing on a grave actually makes the grass and flowers around it grow better, which is more than he deserves.

Burn the grass. Burn it all.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Burn the grass. Burn it all.

Come on man, no need for wanton destruction.

I say seed the entire area with zoysia grass, which we all know is the gayest of all grass species.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

That grass chose to be gay.

 

[regwec]

I'm delighted that he's dead. I don't personally believe in heaven or hell, but since he was do adamant that gay people go to the latter, I hope he is busy being sodomised there as we speak.

 

[Sawyer]

Come on man, no need for wanton destruction.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

or just let weeds take it over...

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I'm delighted that he's dead. I don't personally believe in heaven or hell, but since he was do adamant that gay people go to the latter, I hope he is busy being sodomised there as we speak.

I do believe so if that dude gets to go to Heaven then I don't want in.

 

[Pink Ranger]

That grass chose to be gay.

Hey! Don't be herbaphobic!

 

[Sawyer]

I wonder how taken aback Phelps will be when he finds out God is omnisexual and walks in on him having a go at Liberace.

There's a sitcom to be had here...

 

[regwec]

Did the morons ever say much about Jesus? I tend to associate their slogans with sentiments about "God", ie "God hates ____".

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Hey! Don't be herbaphobic!

I wish that grass would stop trying to force it's unconventional lifestyle choice on innocent little baby grass.

 

[regwec]

Gay grass is responsible for desertification in central Africa.

 

[Sawyer]

Did the morons ever say much about Jesus? I tend to associate their slogans with sentiments about "God", ie "God hates ____".

Jesus is a little hippie-ish for their tastes.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Gay grass is responsible for desertification in central Africa.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Gay grass is responsible for desertification in central Africa.

We felt the area could have used a little more negative space, to make some of the other decorative accents "pop."

 

[KevanG]

Jesus is a little hippie-ish for their tastes.

They always seemed to be more OT than the whole 'love thy neighbour' but.

 

[Marvolo]

Investigative reporter Joshua Kors interviewed Phelps in 2010 and asked him about his own death:

Kors: Have you thought about what will happen when you die?

Phelps: (Phelps chuckles.) I'm not planning on dying.

Kors: Well, everybody's going to die at some point. I'm wondering about your thoughts on going to heaven.

Phelps: The Lord himself should descend for me with the angels. I'm not looking for an undertaker — I'm looking for an uppertaker.

Kors: Describe that heaven for me.

Phelps: When the time comes, I will leave my old body. My new body will be a part of God. That's our inheritance. God says, "They shall hunger no more. They shall thirst no more." What's the matter with you? Don't you know the Bible? You are about the most ignorant person I've ever seen.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5000577?utm_hp_ref=tw

God the balls on this guy.

 

[regwec]

I think Phelps was as thick as ****.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, Phelps..... you're not going in the direction you think you are.