Do These Things Actually Work?

[JLBats]

well, these posts don't seem to jolly.









Hoping that someone burns in hell over cartoons??? Yeah, jolly good times.

Um, they hope the TEACHER in the comic strip burns in hell.

Reading comprehension, Giant Sized Man-Thing. Reading comprehension. Incidentally, Imagination's quote in there is only complaining about the lameness of the cartoon, not the content, and imdaly doesn't even seem to mention any of the cartoon's content.

Good examples

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I prefer The Death Cookie (Anti-Catholic Communion Epic)

and yes, they worked great on me when I was a little kid.
He's got a classic one about the reign of the Anti-Christ where they have mobile guillotines and a guy tries to buy groceries without the mark of the beast and they take him into the parking lot and chop his head off while all the other shoppers cheer.
Terrified me.

 

[maxwell's demon]

A pinky ring on my pimpin' hand could keep me alive forever? Nice! Do they come in 24k gold with encrusted diamonds?

jag

i actually bought some of these 5 years ago as a gag gift for a friend, and while i was at it figured i'd buy a pair for myself. I put them on and i felt weird. It was hard to sleep while they were on.


I wonder what the hell i did with those things.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

From the Slacker Mike Saga:

 

[maxwell's demon]

I think it's time that we, as a group, composed the Anit-Chick-Tract.

AKA a Chick Tract about the creators of the Chick Tract leading people down a false path towards enlightenment and how they will meet a horrible end at the hands of the people they seek to deceive.

Dan Raeburn did that in the second issue of his zine "The Imp"

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Has anyone ever convinced to be saved by one of these?

Excellent strip.

God bless. God bless you all.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dan Raeburn did that in the second issue of his zine "The Imp"

I've got that. It's crazy entertaining. I really like the analysis of how the tracts and comics are Christian Porn and the part where it shows how the point of conversion is the "Money Shot".

and the repentant gay guy talling Jesus "I want you to have total control of me."

LOL

 

[Pussy Galore]

Excellent strip.

God bless. God bless you all.

I sent you a PM you *****.

 

[lars573]

I'm surprised that these Christian fundie morons still practice redressed Pagan festivals. I speak ofcourse of the Christmas and easter. Both the dates of holy days of Sol Invictus that the Romans converted into Christian festivals.

 

[maxwell's demon]

I've got that. It's crazy entertaining. I really like the analysis of how the tracts and comics are Christian Porn and the part where it shows how the point of conversion is the "Money Shot".

and the repentant gay guy talling Jesus "I want you to have total control of me."

LOL

Dan Raeburn is awesome. I wish The Imp had more than just the three issues.
Dan Clowes did his own chick-tractish story in the first issue of Eightball:
http://home.flash.net/~manfre/miscellany/devildoll.html

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I sent you a PM you *****.

Not a fan of Hype Survivor. Let me know if SHH Controversy ever comes back though. :')

 

[JLBats]

lol, Outsiderzedge does not play these "games" you speak of.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Not a fan of Hype Survivor. Let me know if SHH Controversy ever comes back though. :')

Weird, I didnt even know I posted that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Not a fan of Hype Survivor. Let me know if SHH Controversy ever comes back though. :')

*high five*

 

[Outsiderzedge]

*high five*

Damnit, I need to squeeze some babies out before I'm too old and wrinkly to get a decent guy.

What do ya say?

 

[Pussy Galore]

Damnit, I need to squeeze some babies out before I'm too old and wrinkly to get a decent guy.

What do ya say?

He belongs to me, but you can have him for a little while.

 

[jaguarr]

i actually bought some of these 5 years ago as a gag gift for a friend, and while i was at it figured i'd buy a pair for myself. I put them on and i felt weird. It was hard to sleep while they were on.


I wonder what the hell i did with those things.

Well they ain't gonna work if you don't WEAR 'em, beyotch!

jag

 

[maxwell's demon]

they made me feel weird. I think i'll order some more.

 

[Pussy Galore]

they made me feel weird. I think i'll order some more.

I hate you more than I hate Led Zepplin.

 

[maxwell's demon]

that's wonderful.

 

[jaguarr]

they made me feel weird. I think i'll order some more.

Weird how? Like, self-conscious for wearing something so dumb weird, or more like a strange buzzing throughout your entire body and a feeling close to an out of body experience only less "floaty"? Or did it must make you feel weird like you used to feel when you climbed the rope in gym class?

jag

 

[maxwell's demon]

strange buzzing, pulse racing. fo realz.

 

[Pussy Galore]

fdsght

 

[maxwell's demon]

yes

 

[The Question]

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Has anyone ever convinced to be saved by one of these?

There are better reasons for stopping someone from ritualistically killing a housecat. Like, it's ****ed up, maybe? Most athiests would probably feel the same way.