Do You Allow Spiders to Survive?

[DarkSentinel]

I know Samwise Gamgee doesn't.

 

[Galactus123]

No. I have have some form of arachnophobia so if I see a spider I kill it. Last summer I saw a spider on the wall and I tried to kill it but it escaped under a couch. Then I went to sleep and when I woke up I found it on my pillow. I don't want that to happen again.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Centipedes seem like pretty useless pets.

You're right. I meant Satan's pack animals. For carrying pitchforks and stuff like that.

 

[Guts]

If centipedes are Satan's pets, then what would a human centipede be?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Satan's Sex Doll.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

No. I have have some form of arachnophobia so if I see a spider I kill it. Last summer I saw a spider on the wall and I tried to kill it but it escaped under a couch. Then I went to sleep and when I woke up I found it on my pillow. I don't want that to happen again.

Yeah, but the Finnish spiders are harmless. Where I live, spiders are as big as your head, and actually prey on humans.

A friend of a friend of mine woke up in the middle of the night because his eyes hurt. Only it wasn't night at all. He could hear birds and people outside...

He was blind...but why? The doctors found out that while he was asleep, a large spider sucked his eyes out of his skull. It ate some of his face too.

 

[Breogan]

What if Peter was bitten by a radioactive and randy Aunt May?

Well.... what then???

He'd become Aunt-Man with the spine-tingling power of menopause and design a terrifying baking-apron costume.

 

[Guts]

Yeah, but the Finnish spiders are harmless. Where I live, spiders are as big as your head, and actually prey on humans.

A friend of a friend of mine woke up in the middle of the night because his eyes hurt. Only it wasn't night at all. He could hear birds and people outside...

He was blind...but why? The doctors found out that while he was asleep, a large spider sucked his eyes out of his skull. It ate some of his face too.

That sounds a lot like something Spider-man would do.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

That sounds a lot like something Spider-man would do.

Get his eyes sucked out? I agree. That should be in the new movie. "I don't need eyes. I got my spider-sense"

 

[Guts]

Along with having no eyes. He sucks out the eyes of criminals.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Along with having no eyes. He sucks out the eyes of criminals.

And Daredevil.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Yeah, but the Finnish spiders are harmless. Where I live, spiders are as big as your head, and actually prey on humans.

A friend of a friend of mine woke up in the middle of the night because his eyes hurt. Only it wasn't night at all. He could hear birds and people outside...

He was blind...but why? The doctors found out that while he was asleep, a large spider sucked his eyes out of his skull. It ate some of his face too.

This happens to the average human about 8 times a year.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Haven't lost my eyes yet, but sometimes they rip out my toenails. But that's why we invented band-aids.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Situations like this are why spray bottles (particularly ones loaded with household cleaning agents) are necessary for dealing with these demon spawns.

haha, demon spawns, i like that!

 

[Lilbaz]

Take one of it's legs. Then tell it you will take another one if it messes with you.

 

[jonathancrane]

Most of the time, I do; I usually relocate them to the outdoors. However, if I am with people who are terrified of them, I usually end terminating them.

 

[wickedmountain]

no I don't lol.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

If it's bigger than a nickle (legs included) then it gets evicted.

 

[roach]

no...they had their chance

 

[Galactus123]

Yeah, but the Finnish spiders are harmless. Where I live, spiders are as big as your head, and actually prey on humans.

I glad that we don't have spiders like that here. I will always kill them because I fear that this happens:

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No one needs to eat spiders like Kraven the Hunter did.

Most of the time, I do; I usually relocate them to the outdoors. However, if I am with people who are terrified of them, I usually end terminating them.

I can't relocate them, they runaway.

 

[Human Torch]

I guess spiders are the only bugs I won't go out of my way to kill.(since they do serve a purpose) If they stick to the ceiling, I don't run and get the step ladder to kill them. But if they start running across the bathroom tile or hanging down over the kitchen table,it's over. No mercy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

no...they had their chance

Points.

 

[Guts]

 

[Duran Man]

Oh mon dieu!