Does anyone else fear a sharknado?

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I saw a film a couple of days ago, can't remember the name of it, but it was all about what would happen if a tornado made of sharks attacked a populated area.

Like all good films it was terrifying in its real world mentality.

Now I lie awake at night crying because I know I will never be able to help my family in a sharknado scenario.

Does anyone else have this problem?
 
I fear Whale Hail more. But that's just me.
 
Tsunami Wolves are the worst.
 
Tuna Monsoons are surprisingly dull.
 
I feared a Sharknado long before this movie came out... I mean, who wouldn't? What could be more terrifying? :eek:
 
Sharknado Myth #1: Sharks are swept up in a tornado and pose threats to the characters on land.
A tornado would not have the ability to sweep up marine life. Traditionally, a tornado is formed over land where a similar formation over water would be known as a waterspout. Understandably, "Shark-Spout" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Greg Skomal, a Shark Specialist at the Massachusetts Marine Fisheries, also shoots down the "Sharknado" plot by explaining that: "The concept that sharks cannot only survive being swept up in a tornado but also attack humans is absurd."

Sharknado Myth #2: An extremely strong hurricane hits Southern California.
The likelihood of a storm like the one in "Sharknado" affecting Los Angeles is very unlikely. AccuWeather.com Meteorologist Kristina Baker explains that, "Hurricanes are extremely rare in South California because of the cool water off the shore."
Past history suggests that California is relatively safe from these storms. The only recorded tropical storms in the area were an unnamed storm in 1939 and hurricane-force winds in San Diego which were determined to have occurred by NOAA in 1858.

Sharknado Myth #3: Global warming directly caused this extraordinary weather event to occur.
The movie directly links the events occurring in the film with climate change and the rising temperatures. While climate change cannot be conclusively proven to have "caused" certain weather events, climate change would have to continue exponentially for hundreds of years to create the conditions described in the film.
The movie's fantastical aspects prompted many reactions on Twitter. The Red Cross of Oklahoma even joined in, commenting that "We survived the #Sharknado! Be prepared for real situations, though. Download #RedCross Tornado & First Aid apps."
Baker reiterates that with any tornado or hurricane, even if sharks are not raining down upon citizens, it is important to "seek shelter in a sturdy building, in the most interior room." Debris swept up by these storms, as the sharks were in the film, presents risks of injury and death.
 
A Raccoon Typhoon is my biggest fear.
 
Sharknado Myth #1: Sharks are swept up in a tornado and pose threats to the characters on land.
A tornado would not have the ability to sweep up marine life. Traditionally, a tornado is formed over land where a similar formation over water would be known as a waterspout. Understandably, "Shark-Spout" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Greg Skomal, a Shark Specialist at the Massachusetts Marine Fisheries, also shoots down the "Sharknado" plot by explaining that: "The concept that sharks cannot only survive being swept up in a tornado but also attack humans is absurd."

Sharknado Myth #2: An extremely strong hurricane hits Southern California.
The likelihood of a storm like the one in "Sharknado" affecting Los Angeles is very unlikely. AccuWeather.com Meteorologist Kristina Baker explains that, "Hurricanes are extremely rare in South California because of the cool water off the shore."
Past history suggests that California is relatively safe from these storms. The only recorded tropical storms in the area were an unnamed storm in 1939 and hurricane-force winds in San Diego which were determined to have occurred by NOAA in 1858.

Sharknado Myth #3: Global warming directly caused this extraordinary weather event to occur.
The movie directly links the events occurring in the film with climate change and the rising temperatures. While climate change cannot be conclusively proven to have "caused" certain weather events, climate change would have to continue exponentially for hundreds of years to create the conditions described in the film.
The movie's fantastical aspects prompted many reactions on Twitter. The Red Cross of Oklahoma even joined in, commenting that "We survived the #Sharknado! Be prepared for real situations, though. Download #RedCross Tornado & First Aid apps."
Baker reiterates that with any tornado or hurricane, even if sharks are not raining down upon citizens, it is important to "seek shelter in a sturdy building, in the most interior room." Debris swept up by these storms, as the sharks were in the film, presents risks of injury and death.

And you win the "taking silly thread way too seriously" award.
 
I was just about to say, dude...its sharks falling out of the sky....how serious do you take life?
 
I fear all the alligators in the sewer coming up through and destroying my toilet to eat me more.
 
I pray that Silvermoth and :eek: are being sarcastic.
 
I fear for a zombnado, just image in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, tornados start snatching up zombies and dropping them off on the remaining survivors.
 
This thread makes me miss braincrusher a little bit. That said, hopefully the sharks will all die from the fall before they have the chance to eat you.
And despite the title of that film, it was really more of a Sharkicane than simply Sharknado.
 
SyFy is on a roll...I'm just waiting for the inevitable sequels:

Hurricanine - Huge storm dumping rabies infected dogs on a coastal city

or

Avalants - Massive wave of killer ants crashing towards a small West Virginia town

or

ShihTzunami - Terrifying wave of tiny dogs striking a beachfront resort
 
For a moment, just a moment, upon seeing this thread, I felt Braincrusher was back.... It was a glorious moment. :D
 
You haven't known real terror until you've been caught in a raging snail stampede.
 
Sharknado Myth #1: Sharks are swept up in a tornado and pose threats to the characters on land.
A tornado would not have the ability to sweep up marine life. Traditionally, a tornado is formed over land where a similar formation over water would be known as a waterspout. Understandably, "Shark-Spout" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Greg Skomal, a Shark Specialist at the Massachusetts Marine Fisheries, also shoots down the "Sharknado" plot by explaining that: "The concept that sharks cannot only survive being swept up in a tornado but also attack humans is absurd."

Sharknado Myth #2: An extremely strong hurricane hits Southern California.
The likelihood of a storm like the one in "Sharknado" affecting Los Angeles is very unlikely. AccuWeather.com Meteorologist Kristina Baker explains that, "Hurricanes are extremely rare in South California because of the cool water off the shore."
Past history suggests that California is relatively safe from these storms. The only recorded tropical storms in the area were an unnamed storm in 1939 and hurricane-force winds in San Diego which were determined to have occurred by NOAA in 1858.

Sharknado Myth #3: Global warming directly caused this extraordinary weather event to occur.
The movie directly links the events occurring in the film with climate change and the rising temperatures. While climate change cannot be conclusively proven to have "caused" certain weather events, climate change would have to continue exponentially for hundreds of years to create the conditions described in the film.
The movie's fantastical aspects prompted many reactions on Twitter. The Red Cross of Oklahoma even joined in, commenting that "We survived the #Sharknado! Be prepared for real situations, though. Download #RedCross Tornado & First Aid apps."
Baker reiterates that with any tornado or hurricane, even if sharks are not raining down upon citizens, it is important to "seek shelter in a sturdy building, in the most interior room." Debris swept up by these storms, as the sharks were in the film, presents risks of injury and death.
If all of this is impossible, then how did we see it happen in the movie? Checkmate.

And before you go questioning my credentials...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEbSABWJiJc&t=0m13s
 
i fear Tara Reid's career taking off again.
From what I saw we have no fear of her or anyone else's career taking off in spite of this movie. Unless it's more b-movies. There might be some worry there.
 

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