Does Anyone Know what this is?

[Pussy Galore]

He could watch her play with her new toys and give her directions.

jag

Have you ever had a ***** while in a full body cast?

 

[jaguarr]

Have you ever had a ***** while in a full body cast?

Have you?

jag

 

[Darthphere]

Have you ever had a ***** while in a full body cast?

Have you?

 

[JokerNick]

He could watch her play with her new toys and give her directions.

jag

I only have leg casts on now.... and my left arm is in a soft cast..... I just can't pee, or get "excited"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's going to a ***** party with her girlfriends, who cares.

"girlfriends", suuuure.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Have you?

jag

The obvious answer is YES!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i need to make a thread, why can't i

Because you are Level Zero.
We've prepared a cot for you in the Engine Room. You will have 12 minutes to eat whatever scraps you can find in the cafeteria after all established posters have left the room.
Should you encounter one in the hallway, never make eye contact.

 

[jaguarr]

Have you?

jag

 

[Darthphere]

jag

Scary.

 

[jaguarr]

I only have leg casts on now.... and my left arm is in a soft cast..... I just can't pee, or get "excited"

Sounds to me like your girl is planning ahead for the time you're able to partake in the carnal pleasures once again. Either that or she's gonna be jilling off like a fiend.

jag

 

[Pussy Galore]

She's probably ****ing the Dr., little ****.

 

[Darthphere]

Sounds to me like your girl is planning ahead for the time you're able to partake in the carnal pleasures once again. Either that or she's gonna be jilling off like a fiend.

jag

Is his jaw wired shut too?

 

[JokerNick]

So why are you so afraid of your gf bringing home a vibrator?

because... I don't know really... I just think it's kind of wierd......

 

[henrymac50]

***** galore.....lol, my favorite bond girl

 

[jaguarr]

Is his jaw wired shut too?

I know where you're headed with this line of questioning. It can bring only heartache to this thread.

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

because... I don't know really... I just think it's kind of wierd......

From the sound of it, you'd better get used to the idea....

 

[Darthphere]

I know where you're headed with this line of questioning. It can bring only heartache to this thread.

jag

Should I stop?

 

[USMC]

Dude, you're fiance has rascist parents? Why are you marrying her?

 

[jaguarr]

Should I stop?

I never said that.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll tell you what you should do. On the night of this Passion Party; tell your fiance that you'll be attending the world's first 'Can't Give You The Details But It'll Probably Result In Me Banging A Hooker" party. or CGYTDBIPRIMBAH for short.

 

[DBella]

JokerNick,
Just wondering... did the thought of asking your girlfriend this question (instead of the Hype) ever crossed your mind?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

He did, and she wouldn't tell him.

 

[StorminNorman]

JokerNick,
Just wondering... did the thought of asking your girlfriend this question (instead of the Hype) ever crossed your mind?

I think he mentioned earlyier that he did and that she avoided the question, but I could be wrong.

 

[Lackey]

JokerNick,
Just wondering... did the thought of asking your girlfriend this question (instead of the Hype) ever crossed your mind?

He said she wouldn't answer, pay attention

 

[Chev Chelios]

I threw myself a passion party. It was the most depressing day of my life.