Drunken things you do...

[Mr. Credible]

that are either so awesome, or so horrible you can't believe you did them.

this is a thread where you can come in and go "oh, man... i was so drunk last night, i:" etc...

i'll start. i went to a party last night, and met a girl names regina (she called herself "geena" but i kept pronouncing it "gyna" because i thought it was funny)

so i knew her for all of about an hour, and she wanted to go home, and asked me if i'd walk her, and i obliged, being as that it was only a block away. so we get there, she invites me in for a movie at 2am, and i say okay, knowing full well whats about to happen.

so it does, we sleep together, and it was great (she was 34, and i'm 22, by the way)

but, when she falls asleep, and i want to go back to the party, i decide, in my drunken stupor, to leave my business card on her night stand... then i see a $5 bill in my wallet, and thought it would be funny to leave that, too.

ugh.

i mean, don't get me wrong, that's some funny stuff, but... who does that?!








so what's your drunken story?

 

[tzarinna]

Yeah,I'll never tell

 

[Mr. Credible]

aw

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm the drunk dancer. I don't need to have music or even a partner.

 

[Hades]

Ugh, I can't even think of any right now. I think I killed my brain last night. I uh...I sing, headbang, dance, laugh alot when I'm drunk

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

did you see her afterwards or what?..credible?

 

[Mr. Credible]

did you see her afterwards or what?

not yet... but something tells me she's not going to call

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Did you make sure she wasn't married.......to a Navy Seal?

j/k

 

[Mr. Credible]

Did you make sure she wasn't married.......to a Navy Seal?

j/k

it was an army ranger..



and no, i didn't think to ask.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I have no drunk "ONS" stories to tell(You being a Dane Cook fan will know of the ONS ) but there are way too many pictures of my dancing escapades floating around the internet lol.

 

[The Shape]

A friend took me to a party recently and I got pretty drunk. I started making out with this girl on a couch in the living room where pretty much everyone was. We got really into it and she actually gave me head right there in front of like...the whole party. Finally, we moved into another room to seal the deal.

But I was pretty embarrassed the next morning. Luckily, I really didn't know anyone there besides a select few.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

......what kinda freaky party was that? Sounds like some Eyes Wide Shut stuff lol.

 

[The Shape]

......what kinda freaky party was that? Sounds like some Eyes Wide Shut stuff lol.

I know. It was pretty weird. When it was going on, I didn't even realize that we were surrounded by people.

 

[tzarinna]

I know. It was pretty weird. When it was going on, I didn't even realize that we were surrounded by people.

Umm,there was more than alcohol involved

 

[PhePhe112]

when i get drunk i come here and post a lot lol. i also put stickers on my forehead.....i dunno why.....lol

 

[The Shape]

Umm,there was more than alcohol involved

Nah...it's just that we got really into our...hooking up. Sort of "zoned out", if you will.

It was like the big event of the night, so at least it made the party more interesting.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, as long as you had fun. Even if you two were the spectacle of the night.

 

[tzarinna]

aw

Well,I like to slap guys on the ass when I'm at the club

I'm obviuosly very flirty

We took a friend out for his birthday and we were all trashed.Went to shoot pool and for some reason I think somebody's pants dropped. Once we left and were in the streets I followed suit,running through the city streets with my pants down I had some cute thongs on,I think


Okay no more stories

 

[Hades]

Oh man, last night I was this guy, and we ran into these three girls, and two of them were half naked. They were uh, in a car and they wanted us to meet them at the swimming pool, which was closed but one of them had the keys because she worked there. We kept running into them throughout town but had to split up a couple of times because of the cops. They were pretty much following us through town. But yeah...by the time we got to the pool the doors were still locked, we might have came to the wrong side, but we were both so drunk and confused we eventually just ended up in a taxi and went back to this guys pad...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Opportunity missed

 

[tzarinna]

when i get drunk i come here and post a lot lol. i also put stickers on my forehead.....i dunno why.....lol

Oh yeah drunk posting,so much fun

 

[The Shape]

Hey, as long as you had fun. Even if you two were the spectacle of the night.

Oh, it was fun.

 

[Hades]

^Opportunity missed

I know.....

 

[The Shape]

Oh man, last night I was this guy, and we ran into these three girls, and two of them were half naked. They were uh, in a car and they wanted us to meet them at the swimming pool, which was closed but one of them had the keys because she worked there. We kept running into them throughout town but had to split up a couple of times because of the cops. They were pretty much following us through town. But yeah...by the time we got to the pool the doors were still locked, we might have came to the wrong side, but we were both so drunk and confused we eventually just ended up in a taxi and went back to this guys pad...

A similar thing happened to me and my friends once with the pool I worked at in my town. What's the name of this pool, might I ask?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If I were the ONS type of guy, I'm sure I would have many drunk hookup stories to share.