Does Anyone Know what this is?

[Lackey]

is that the day you found out most *****s are bigger than you?

 

[DBella]

He said she wouldn't answer, pay attention

I have attention deficit disorder!

What were you saying??

 

[Chev Chelios]

Yeah. And much wider. I was like, "Holy hell, with those things why do women even bother with me?" You could crush a gigantic kitten with some of them.

 

[USMC]

is that the day you found out most *****s are bigger than you?

It's not the worst thing that can happen.


I read the average penis size is 5.5in. long. But I thiunk most gay guys break that average by about 2-4 inches...

 

[DBella]

I think he mentioned earlyier that he did and that she avoided the question, but I could be wrong.

You're right, first post. My bad. Maybe she's shy I guess.

 

[jaguarr]

You're right, first post. My bad. Maybe she's shy I guess.

You saw the word "vibrator" and got distracted, didn't you?

jag

 

[DBella]

You saw the word "vibrator" and got distracted, didn't you?

jag

Speaking of which, I need to run to the store and get batteries.

 

[jaguarr]

Speaking of which, I need to run to the store and get batteries.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Speaking of which, I need to run to the store and get batteries.

Hey baby, lose that toy and get with a real boy.

 

[Chev Chelios]

jag

Dude. That'll only last her one night. We need 1.5 million hamsters to generate electricity via running wheels. Actually, make that 3 million so they can go in day/night shifts.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Hey baby, lose that toy and get with a real boy.

ermm..

 

[Duende Verde]

okay, I asked my fiance if she wanted to come with me to my parents house on Saturday for a cook out... she said she can't because she's going to a "passion" party............. what the heck is that.... I asked her, she said it was like a candle and tupper-ware party, but the sell different stuff.... I asked her what kinda stuff, and she wouldn't tell me?

What is a "Passion" party, and should I be worried?

Instead of your cook out, she wants to go to a c**k out t:

 

[USMC]

Like Pinnochio?

 

[Lackey]

jag

not jag

 

[Pussy Galore]

you guys are mean

 

[USMC]

What are you gonna do about it?

 

[Duende Verde]

It's going to be like that scene in "Old School" with Andy Dick giving lessons to the women.

 

[Pussy Galore]

What are you gonna do about it?

Make you watch sports.

 

[Assassin]

in time.... probably well over a year for me to be able to walk without a device (wheelchair, crutches, cain)

does your, um, unit work?

maybe thats why she's gonna go get one that works, no offense dude, but when you need it, ya gotta get it somewhere

 

[USMC]

Make you watch sports.

I love football, soccer, and rugby.

But no golf. Golf is for rich black guys.

 

[Pussy Galore]

Gay guys like sports? um since when?

 

[USMC]

uh... half the NFL is gay.

 

[Pussy Galore]

lies

 

[USMC]

http://www.outsports.com/nfl/2003/1002bloodysundays.htm

That's sad.

What's sadder is that the military in general is so homoerotic and gay, I wouldn't be surprised if sports are, too. Hey, I've noticed the louder someone shouts against it, the more they have to "hide".

 

[Pussy Galore]

gays are the new blacks