Drunken things you do...

[muertevilla]

Well i'm gonna share a tale of drunken stupor... this is one of the many amazing things that i have seen/done/experienced in my young (well not so young...25) life...by the way most of my friends have nicnames...cept for me...

One time we were at our friends house chris AKA the mad arab. we would always hang out there and get drunk and stoned and played video games. one night we were all getting trashed and having a blast when all of a sudden my friend louie AKA voorhees gets up and says he has to use the rest room. he gets up and stumbles off. we dont notice that he is gone until about 10 minutes pass. then george aka the cannibal gets up to go look for him and runs back into the room laughing his ass off and rolling around on the floor yelling, " Louie is....LOUIE IS TAKING A SHI....HAHA LOUIE IS TAKING A......HAHAHA" so we are like wtf and get up to go look. we find louie in the mad arab's laundry room with his ass hanging in the clothes dryer whispering "Whas happening" to himself as he dropped a bomb in there. The mad arab's grandma hears all the noise and busts all of us. she kicks us out and tells us never to go back...the next day i hear that the mad arab's grandma went to voorhees's house with some pajamas that were in the dryer and had his mom clean them....oh my god that was a fun time...this is a mild story compared to all the other crap ive seen..

 

[Spider-X]

i had a friend piss off my balcony 3 times once...after i told him not to before the first time he did it.

i knew it was three times because i could see 3 big separate wet spots in the parking lot 4 floors down ...that rat bastard

i've never really done anything incredibly stupid or note worthy while drunk...other than having a threesome with my g/f and another chick.

 

[incubat]

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[incubat]

a few week ago I went to a friends house and had some drinks, but then two friends of mine started giving me rum vodka and beer. i remeber taking of my pants but pulling them right back on, dancing on a chair, playing air guitar and later giving two friends of mine a whole speech about how rock 'n' roll being more than music, how it chooses you and not you choosing it. then i decided to go home and took a cab, I actually don't remeber the ride home, I don't even remember taking the cab, but I remember getting into an argument with the cab-driver...thou not sure why...then I had to open the door but couldn't untill my sister (thankfully her and not my dad) woke up and let me in. I woke up the next day and was glad to know I hadn't done anything actually that stupid...it was so much fun. The only bad thing was that I lost my party-hat.

 

[muertevilla]

The only bad thing was that I lost my party-hat.

i think i found your party-hat

 

[mojo1ne]

I got so drunk in a club once, It was my friend's birthday but it was almost like it was mine. I was drinking and hugging everyone. Dancing with most of the girls there. And i even made out with two of them in plain sight. Everyone was cheering me on,.. it was really fun, except for the fact my gf was standing in the corner fuming. I forgot i brought her there. ouch.

 

[Kritish]

I pissed on a dog barking at me on the other side of the fence once.

 

[AndThePickles]

I pissed on a dog barking at me on the other side of the fence once.

Hahaha

 

[SpHinX]

Another drunken moment I had... I was hooking up with this girl and she was clearly just as bombed as me, but it was all going good, everyone in the bar was watching and cheering me on... All of sudden she pulls her face back and pukes all over my right arm. At this moment we were sitting down and she was on my lap, I picked her up, placed her down and went straight to the bathroom to clean myself. Getting puked on will sober you up real quick

 

[Caliber]

Drunken moments are embrassing though I was good at pool when I was drunk. I once yelled out I was Batman at a party then a friend said he was Superman. But that seemed to work for me because I almost hooked up with a girl at that party for it.

 

[Drakon]

Ditto me that please! And we should get Drakon to come along too, since he's told me about some real dumn stuff he's done when drunk.

If you're talking about what I THINK you're talking about, I do that stuff sober.

 

[Kyalesyin]

OOh.. another time there was a Pirate themed night at the Student union and pulled some random fresher.
But I woke up late for work the next day, at hers... so i had to run all the way through town in to work, dressed as a pirate

Dude! I would have payed anything to see the look on your face as you had to make that run.

 

[Kyalesyin]

If you're talking about what I THINK you're talking about, I do that stuff sober.

You do?! And there I was thinking you liked to get trashed to make it that little bit more fun.

 

[Drakon]

I do it drunk. I just also do it sober, too.

Again, this is if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.

 

[Neptune]

am i the only one who vandalizes and starts fires when he is drunk????

No me and my buddy invented a sport while we were drunk. We throw as many bikes as wen can into ditches an rivers. (There are a lot of those where i live) The winner gets to throw the loser in a ditch too. And guess what, i never lost t: .... or i don't remember losing.

 

[Sugarculted]

I find it hilarious when my friends are drunk, they seem to do stupider things. Like, sleep whilst standing up. It looks hilarious, as they drool.

Or, they collapse after taking a poo. Not nice.

Which I did post a pic of, on SHH...of his nakedness, and what we did to him. Reactions weren't that great...ha.

I just pass out and find myself somewhere, being asked if I'm alright. How can girls kiss you after you've been vomiting for 2 hours straight?

 

[incubat]

i think i found your party-hat

thx! i missed it so much...lol, actually it was blue with horns on the side and had a scottish flag on it (even thou i'm not scottish)

 

[Kritish]

This thread makes me wanna go piss on that dog again.

 

[muertevilla]

ok this one was crazy....did i mention most of my friends have nicknames???
one random thursday night my buddies gorrilla, voorhees, vitor (his name is victor but we saw a highschool paper of his where he misspelled his name and forgot to add the C..so it stuck haha), and i went to Acuna, MEX to go drink. it was dead.. most of the bars were closed so we walked pretty far down the main strip and found a hole in the wall place. we drank there for several hours and got freakin wasted. there was even a lady who said she'd blow all of us for a beer...we skipped on that offer... so anyway we left rather drunkend and started walking back towards the U.S. border. when we turned the corner there was a mexican cop standing there and told us (in spanish) that we were under arrest for public intoxication and that we were all going to jail...after a few minutes of arguing he told us we were going to jail if we didnt give him all of our money too...so i turned to gorilla and said ,"Dude... i dont want to give this guy my money.." as soon as i finished saying that i saw a fist fly through the air and smash the cops face..it was Vitor...he is 6'4" about 250lbs. the cop flew back and tried to get up real quick but vitor was to quick and started wailing on the dude.. we all joined in and whooped his ass. after we saw he wasnt getting up we hauled ass out of there...ran down the strip...across the international bridge (which is about 2 miles long) ...and across the customs checkpoint...we later laughed about it over pancakes at 3am...

 

[Shifty]

ok this one was crazy....did i mention most of my friends have nicknames???
one random thursday night my buddies gorrilla, voorhees, vitor (his name is victor but we saw a highschool paper of his where he misspelled his name and forgot to add the C..so it stuck haha), and i went to Acuna, MEX to go drink. it was dead.. most of the bars were closed so we walked pretty far down the main strip and found a hole in the wall place. we drank there for several hours and got freakin wasted. there was even a lady who said she'd blow all of us for a beer...we skipped on that offer... so anyway we left rather drunkend and started walking back towards the U.S. border. when we turned the corner there was a mexican cop standing there and told us (in spanish) that we were under arrest for public intoxication and that we were all going to jail...after a few minutes of arguing he told us we were going to jail if we didnt give him all of our money too...so i turned to gorilla and said ,"Dude... i dont want to give this guy my money.." as soon as i finished saying that i saw a fist fly through the air and smash the cops face..it was Vitor...he is 6'4" about 250lbs. the cop flew back and tried to get up real quick but vitor was to quick and started wailing on the dude.. we all joined in and whooped his ass. after we saw he wasnt getting up we hauled ass out of there...ran down the strip...across the international bridge (which is about 2 miles long) ...and across the customs checkpoint...we later laughed about it over pancakes at 3am...

Maybe Google has an article about some officer Acuna found beat up and in a coma.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Spoons is drunk right now. What a party

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Spoons is drunk right now. What a party

You're not drinking milk are you. That's a bad choice.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

No, I drank wine. Good choice lol.

 

[Halcohol]

Spoons is drunk right now. What a party

Beautiful avatar. Halcohol approves of you and your statements.

Halcohol's been drinking too.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

No, I drank wine. Good choice lol.

Wine is good.