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Doogie Howser is Gay

When I heard this story, a little piece of me died inside. Why NPH? WHY?! :csad:
 
Darthphere said:
When I heard this story, a little piece of me died inside. Why NPH? WHY?! :csad:
He was a pretty convincing hetero in Harold and Kumar.
 
Is that like...when you dance in a circle?

and the winner get a medal?
 
if anyone on that show was gay... i would have guessed it was that sack of **** mook midget best friend of his vinny...

****ing stooge.
 
The Tripping Balls line has new meaning for me.
 
Darthphere said:
The Tripping Balls line has new meaning for me.

Perhaps NPH, just has very low balls.

Very much like sagging **** in old women.
 
Yeah, Doogie Howser sniffin' coke turns you oooon doesn't it you naughty dry humping honors student.

:confused:
 
dmcnx said:
Al isnt gay, but Wilson is dead:csad:
Wilson is dead:csad:

Neil Patrick Harris is GAY:wow:

Dina has pancake boobs:cmad:

Reality is shattered. Everyone remain calm, the suicide sqauds shall be arriving shortly.
 
J Alba's Lover said:
What working with tools makes you gay? Plus he was banging that hot piece heidi later on the show.

Who else is going to be gay next?
Well, I know who'll have to sing "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive", if he ever walks down a deserted alley in a Red State:
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Or maybe he's just filming the sequel to Face Off - Sucking His Face Off.
 
AnimeJune said:
Or maybe he's just filming the sequel to Face Off - Sucking His Face Off.

I saw that pic awhile ago. It actually kind of surprises me, considering the nature of the media these days, that this hasn't been made into a big story.
 
KingOfDreams said:
I saw that pic awhile ago. It actually kind of surprises me, considering the nature of the media these days, that this hasn't been made into a big story.
To be honest, I'm more troubled by how fat John Travolta's gotten - dude, at least Marlon Brando got a few classic movies under his belt before he started bloating and wearing muumuus!
 
I can't wait for the day Travolta files for bankrupcy...
 
Equint77 said:
I can't wait for the day Travolta files for bankrupcy...
Now now, for all of his crappy movies (Be Cool would not END!), at least publically he seems like a decent chap.

I mean, his one public contribution to Scientology was Battlefield Earth, and that was it. It was like he needed to get it all out of his system at once - the cinematic version of taking a gigantic dump after a weekend of bad Indian food.

He's no Tom Cruise - the OTHER closeted gay Scientologist.
 
AnimeJune said:
Now now, for all of his crappy movies (Be Cool would not END!), at least publically he seems like a decent chap.

I mean, his one public contribution to Scientology was Battlefield Earth, and that was it. It was like he needed to get it all out of his system at once - the cinematic version of taking a gigantic dump after a weekend of bad Indian food.

He's no Tom Cruise - the OTHER closeted gay Scientologist.

I can't stand Travolta (Pulp Fiction is the only thing he provided humanity)... I don't care if he's gay or not.... I just want him to lose his livelyhood.. his money... everything. I want to see him have to set rats on fire just for heat...

He's the only ******** who can make a beautiful movie like PF and follow it up with **** like battlefield earth, and the Get Shorty franchise..

Chilli Palmer my balls. :o
 
Equint77 said:
I can't stand Travolta (Pulp Fiction is the only thing he provided humanity)... I don't care if he's gay or not.... I just want him to lose his livelyhood.. his money... everything. I want to see him have to set rats on fire just for heat...

He's the only ******** who can make a beautiful movie like PF and follow it up with **** like battlefield earth, and the Get Shorty franchise..

Chilli Palmer my balls. :o

Be Cool may have sucked, but Get Shorty was awesome.
 
I heard Travolta left the church because they wouldn't accept his retarted son.
 
Straight, Gay, who cares. All that matters is that he isn't the girl in the relationship, if he's the girl then that's it, he's written off. :(
 

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