Win a date with Jessica Biel!

[JLBats]

That stays in my fantasy and I'm not sharing the details!

Why must you tease us so?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That stays in my fantasy and I'm not sharing the details!

HLA HLA HLA HLA !

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So your afan of biel are you kaleb?

 

[Kaleb]

So your afan of biel are you kaleb?

yeah proberbly

 

[Darthphere]

No no fellas i'll tell you what it is.

Cause Biels going out With Chrs Evans. whom she says she doesn't like(torch i'm talking about) butr she does but she doesn't wanna admit it. And she (torch) calls anywoman a skank or a ****e or whatever cause they don't dress like a 80 year old grandma. so you just really need to get over yourself. and the thing you got with biel.

This is the best post in the thread.

 

[Weir]

God, the things I would do with her ass, you have no idea!!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

God, the things I would do with her ass, you have no idea!!!

Care to mention them?

 

[The Cajun]

Jessica Biel makes my penis cry.

She is one hot girl.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

God, the things I would do with her ass, you have no idea!!!

I doubt that you could top my darkest fantasy involving Biels amazing ass.

I'll give you a hint...firecrackers and peanut butter will be present.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I doubt that you could top my darkest fantasy involving Biels amazing ass.

I'll give you a hint...firecrackers and peanut butter will be present.

firecrackers?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yes, firecrackers.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yes, firecrackers.

I don't think i wanna even know what there for.

 

[JLBats]

...this just got creepy, after a few pages of awesome DBella lesbian entendres.

 

[Kaleb]

this thread was hot when Dbella was involved in it

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Hey-zeus, there is not alot of Biel-sweet-ass floating around in this thread. As there should be.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Yes, firecrackers.

Yay fer a'splodin ass

 

[The Cajun]

Yay fer a'splodin ass

You have weird sexual tastes.

I'll take a chain and whip anyday.

 

[Mister J]

Apparantly, the winning bid was $30,000.

Biel is fine and all, but damn.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainm...el/jessica-biel-dates-a-john-for-30000-001473

 

[Batty for Bats!]

....its for charity

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Apparantly, the winning bid was $30,000.

Biel is fine and all, but damn.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-dates-a-john-for-30000-001473

Yeah that us quite alot of money.

 

[Mister J]

....its for charity

I know, but still. Even if, by some strange turn of events, Biel decides to be 'charitable' herself, 30 grand is a bit too much.

 

[Pickle-El]

This thread is useless without pics!

And for the grand finale.....check out that junk!

 

[Master Chief]

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?!"

*Later in autopsy room*

"Call me crazy, but it looks like he's been sat on."

 

[Pickle-El]

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?!"

*Later in autopsy room*

"Call me crazy, but it looks like he's been sat on."

You wouldn't be able to find my nose.....

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This thread is useless without pics!

And for the grand finale.....check out that junk!

Those are some sexy red X's.