Dr. Darth

[Untilteld]

Hello there. I welcome you to a wonderful new production called Dr. Darth. Here, we help people, and those people are you. I am Dr. Darth's secretary, I will do all his dirty work, and everything else so he can treat you. We only take serous problems here, folks. No child's play, this thread is here so we can help you, and hopefully change you. So please, write your name, and state your problem. The doctor will be with you soon. ​

Patients:

1. Captain Planet!
2. chaseter
3. michephantom
4. Alex The Great
5. Franklin Richards

 

[Nirvana]

This could certainly be interesting.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

This is gonna be good

 

[chaseter]

What is this a take a number sort of deal?

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

You need to put a sign in sheet in here

 

[Untilteld]

What is this a take a number sort of deal?

post your problem. just a small, summarized version of it. and when your time comes, explain it in great detail and the doctor will be with you.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Who is this Darth? Darth Vader? Darth Maul?

Sign me up.

 

[Untilteld]

Who is this Darth? Darth Vader? Darth Maul?

Sign me up.

Darthphere.

 

[chaseter]

Dr. Darth...I have a few problems that I need help with.

 

[Untilteld]

added.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Being a secretary is a womans job (while staying in the kitchen). : Oldfashionedjerkass:

 

[Untilteld]

Being a secretary is a womans job (while staying in the kitchen). : Oldfashionedjerkass:

be aware I have the power to bump you down on the list, the doctor doesn't have to know.

 

[Captain Planet!]

be aware I have the power to bump you down on the list, the doctor doesn't have to know.

I find your lack of sarcasm disturbing.

 

[Untilteld]

I find your lack of sarcasm disturbing.

my sarcasm is sarcastic. now, on with the patients!

 

[Darthphere]

I'm here to help you, and by help you, I mean mold you into civilized people without emotional issues. Captain Planet, state your problem.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I can't wait to hear someone say " I cut my hand, what should I do?".

 

[michephantom]

I have a problem to discuss... but is this really serious?

 

[TEDDY]

I have no problems. Thus, how will you solve me?


TEDDY?

 

[Darthphere]

I have a problem to discuss... but is this really serious?

Yes. I'm not here to mock anyone or degrade you.

 

[Alex The Great]

*Signs up JAL*

Darth might have to double book for that guy

Sign me up

 

[Untilteld]

updated patients.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I'm here to help you, and by help you, I mean mold you into civilized people without emotional issues. Captain Planet, state your problem.

I have bad acne. It just won't go away. I also have this really bad dry skin behind my knees.

I post on an internet message board.

I also have a strong hatred for Leinil Francis Yu's artwork. It's an outrage!

 

[Alex The Great]

updated patients.

What about JAL? I signed him up aswell


This thing is corrupt!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What about JAL? I signed him up aswell


This thing is corrupt!

I feel as though Darth'll have his hands full with you.

 

[Alex The Great]

So Much for inviting you to Morgs Birthday Party, It's MORG so there's ALWAYS fun