Dr. Darth

[Franklin Richards]

I'm in a relationship with a woman who pays all my bills, but I'm really getting tired of ****ing a fat chick. What can I do? I don't want to work because that sucks and I have a 60 dollar a week pot habit. However I really would like to screw this hot redhead who's been coming on to me lately. I know if I go ahead and cheat it will eventually come around to my fat chick because they are best friends.

What's an executive transvestite like me to do?

 

[Franklin Richards]

What the guy above me said.

 

[Alex The Great]

You forgot to mention that you enjoy Living a lie Aunty

 

[Untilteld]

the doctor has not started his shift yet folks, he'll be with you all soon.

 

[Darthphere]

I'll be on later tonight, no one kill themselves.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Help, I just blew off my foot with a grenade, what should I do?

 

[Untilteld]

Help, I just blew off my foot with a grenade, what should I do?

please stay calm and take a seat.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Where's the dang Doctor?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Help, I just blew off my foot with a grenade, what should I do?

Rejoice.

 

[Untilteld]

Where's the dang Doctor?

he's missing in action, I think I'll have to get an extra one if he doesn't show up.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Can I be the replacement Dr.?

 

[Untilteld]

I'm considering taking applications, if I do, they can be put on the front of my desk.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Ok, Ill be sure to grab one if so

 

[Darthphere]

I have bad acne. It just won't go away. I also have this really bad dry skin behind my knees.

I post on an internet message board.

I also have a strong hatred for Leinil Francis Yu's artwork. It's an outrage!

As someone who shares your pain on acne, have you tried any type of acne medication? Clearasil? Oxy? And you may want to you use some lotion behind the knees.

Posting on a messageboard doesn't have to be a problem. You just can't make it your life.

Everyone has different opinions on art. It's highly subjective, so it's ok to feel that way.

 

[Darthphere]

I'm in a relationship with a woman who pays all my bills, but I'm really getting tired of ****ing a fat chick. What can I do? I don't want to work because that sucks and I have a 60 dollar a week pot habit. However I really would like to screw this hot redhead who's been coming on to me lately. I know if I go ahead and cheat it will eventually come around to my fat chick because they are best friends.

What's an executive transvestite like me to do?

You need to take control of your life and stop being so dependent on someone else to get through life. If this "fat chick" isn't working out, you need to let her know, and move on. Cheating on her is not the answer.

Also, is the redhead rich as well?

I can get you into a rehab center for your pot habit, let me call my friend Dr. Drew.

 

[Darthphere]

Help, I just blew off my foot with a grenade, what should I do?

Seek medical attention immediately.

 

[Captain Planet!]

As someone who shares your pain on acne, have you tried any type of acne medication? Clearasil? Oxy?

Clyndamycin/Benzaclin.

 

[Darthphere]

Clyndamycin/Benzaclin.

Hmmm. We're talking about some prescription treatments here. How long have you been using them? Do you keep up the regiment?

 

[Morg]

So Much for inviting you to Morgs Birthday Party, It's MORG so there's ALWAYS fun

I don't remember appointing you to invite people to the party

 

[Alex The Great]

I don't remember appointing you to invite people to the party

You were drunk. DUH

 

[Morg]

You were drunk. DUH

Doubt it, I can drink my weight of Galactus and still not be drunk

 

[Captain Planet!]

Hmmm. We're talking about some prescription treatments here. How long have you been using them? Do you keep up the regiment?

I guess about... 5 months. I use it every night (Unless I fall asleep before I apply it to my face). It's starting to get a little better, but it still breaks out every once in a while.