Dumb & Dumber 2-Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Return

[BatLobster]

-What's the soup de jour?

-It's the soup of the day.

-That sounds good. I'll have that.

 

[Van Petrol]

That's a lovely accent you have...New Jersey?

Austria.

Austria?...Well then, G'day mate...let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

 

[DyeLorean]

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

 

[Brian Braddock]

Tell her....I have a rapists wit.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

- I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this...

- I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Pills are goooood. Pills are gooood.

 

[Deserana]

Seems this is the official poster

 

[Dr. Evil]

Nice set of hooters you got there.

I beg your pardon?

The owls! They're beautiful!

 

[StarLord]

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

It feels like you're running at an incredible rate!

 

[Hurm...]

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Assssssspen.

 

[Dr. Evil]

What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?

No. It was a girl

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Deserana]

I know the Farrelly Brothers haven't had the best films but I can't help but feel even with a okish script the comedic abilities of Carrey and Daniels alone could carry the film.

(Sorry to interrupt the quote off)

 

[Dr. Evil]

Look at the butt on that!

Yeah, he must work out.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

- What are my chances?

- Not good.

- Not good like.... one out of a hundred?

- I'd say more like one out of a million.

- So you're telling me there's a chance!

 

[Dr. Evil]

I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

 

[MAN O STEEL]

any news on the trailer?.it's the 11th here in australia and i was told the trailer was to be shown on the 10th.

 

[Deserana]

It's still only 8pm in NYC. Be a few more hours yet.

 

[MAN O STEEL]

ok thank you for the update

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

"You know why i like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy."

 

[Van Petrol]

Yeah, she gave me some crap about me not listening to her...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

No way…. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

 

[DyeLorean]

Yeah, she gave me some crap about me not listening to her...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention...

I was gonna quote that one. I love it, one of my favorites.