Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by redmarvel
I actually like the Chimpanzee video... must be the monkey in me...

what does a giant monkey that terrorizes a city have to do with postcards? It's not even a scary monkey.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Ryoko
beat me to it. Man that sucks.... not to mention played to death on the radion.

I want to hit someone everytime I hear that song, and I can't get it out of my head, so...

 

[That-Guy]

Any rap-metal song where a rapper/singer is b**ching about how hard it is, and how it all sucks, and pretty much any song with an excessive use of the word "it," which is most likely nothing but a pronoun used to disguise the fact that the schmuck doesn't even know what the hell he's singing about.

 

[That-Guy]

"I'm flying without wings"

"What happened to Miss Independent?"

 

[Victor Von Doom]

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, it's better than yours.
Damn Right.
It's better than yours.
I could teach you, but i'd have to charge."

 

[That-Guy]

2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! 2 LEGIT! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!

 

[PLAS]

I saw MC Hammer preaching on a christian channel the other night

the fact that I was stoned, made it more akward

 

[C. Lee]

I don't I'll be the same after watching the little dude on American Idol the other sing "She bangs"....

 

[Sock-Man]

'Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang'

'Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down'

'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, its fantastic'

 

[That-Guy]

Originally posted by C. Lee
I don't I'll be the same after watching the little dude on American Idol the other sing "She bangs"....

You know, I thought that was really cruel what they did to that poor guy. I mean, yeah, he can't sing or dance, but they exploited it so much it got to the point where it was just plain wrong. It's obvious the guy is socially inept... American Idol is run by a bunch of ass holes.

 

[Honey Vibe]

These lyrics just make no logical sense:

"Cheer up Sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean, to a
Daydream Believer and a
Home-coming Queen"

" 'Cuz we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl!"

"Say you, say me,
Say it together -- naturally"

 

[That-Guy]

How about any Michael Jackson song where he says the word "girl" as in, he's singing to one. We all know that would never happen in real life.

 

[Bud Dwyer]

Anything by Ja Rule. 50 Cent, Em, Dre, DMX, OutKast, Ice Cube, Scarface, Jay-Z, and my mother pwn you mutha ****a!

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Eminem is funny man. My favorite song of his is Kim

 

[DDRSkata]

"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?"

No, Avril. No, you can't. Now go away.

 

[Karaoke Girlie]

Originally posted by That-Guy
You know, I thought that was really cruel what they did to that poor guy. I mean, yeah, he can't sing or dance, but they exploited it so much it got to the point where it was just plain wrong. It's obvious the guy is socially inept... American Idol is run by a bunch of ass holes.

OMUG!!!11one1 Ass-holes in TVland?

 

[PLAS]

no change I cant change I can't change
but I'm here in my mourn
I'm here in my mourn
yeah I'm here in my mourn
I'm here in my mourn

what the ef iu cee kei?

 

[pickleweed]

minnie mouse has grown up a cow
dave's on sale again
kissy kiss in the rear view
i'm so bored, you're to blame

huh!? WTF is that Gavin??

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Clickty Clack, Clickty Clak, the money goes into my piggy bank

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, More Money, More Money

50 Cent's Piggybank

 

[Electro UK]

Busted-Year 3000

Boy bands and another and another one and another one

 

[PALADIN]

Altho this observation was made originally by the witty folks of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" ; I have to agree.....
THE DUMBEST Song Lyrics Of All Time to me will ever be:

"ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)"

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

....Altho the sappy song paints a rosy picture of a failing relationship being reborn, it`s highly likely that one of the couple--probably both--would realise at some point the other one was out to CHEAT on them !

End Of Song. End Of Story. End Of Relationship!

(I always thought it would be cool to have a follow-up version of this written wherein the guy realises his gal was trying to find someone else, and hires a P.I. to follow her....and the P.I. falls in love with her !
.......I am of course, terribly disappointed that this has never been written ...

 

[Mister Sinister]

Do you ever think, when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese
I was about to eat a sweet and sour pork
But it was mewing there on my fork

Garfield's on my fork

'Cos the cat's in the kettle of the Peking Moon
I gotta stop eating their everyday at noon.

 

[Erzengel]

Clay Aikin Song

Dumb lyrics but also down right creepy.

"If I was invisibile...I would watch you in your room."

 

[GunBlade]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

The entire lyrics from Tom Green's Bum Bum song.

My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
my bum is on the rail!

My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!

 

[screech_turbo]

anything by:

trapt
papa roach
limp bizkit
korn
ashlee simpson
eminem's last 2 albums
pretty much anything on the top 40

peace.