Egyptian king cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo

[Ultra Lantern]

Good time to catch a Knicksssssssssssssssssssssss game.

Maybe it wants to join a street gang.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

It thinks its going to take over New York, when really it should be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando valley.

 

[danoyse]

It's joining the cast of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark on Broadway.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

It wants to go to the airport and go back home to Egypt.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

He lost his Parseltongue in 1997[/Potter fan]

I know this - in the books. However, the films aren't dated (and actually contradict their book counterparts' 90's timeframe.) So one could argue, via filmverse, that he has yet to lose his Parseltongue.

 

[SpideyVille]

It's joining the cast of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark on Broadway.

And will end up in the hospital in a few days.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

And will end up in the hospital in a few days.

From a Venom prop falling on it.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Harry Potter 'been doing some traveling.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me you built a time machine out a broomstick??

 

[Gotham Knight]

Can I write that script?

You got it bro. Under one condition, I get to play the lead role. And my name will be Max(short for Maximum)Nigle. He will be a failed scientist who is shipped off to the exploding planet, and has to fight for survival.

You know what, I truly think if you made a script that SyFy would be all over this idea.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I think this would be awesome myself t:

 

[Metamorpho1977]

It wants to go to the airport and go back home to Egypt.

Maybe it's trying to get a Bangles Reunion. It's been a while since anyone walked like an Egyptian.

But they won't let it on a plane because it's probably on a no fly list since it's en Egyptian.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me you built a time machine out a broomstick??

Better tell Marty and Doc Brown about this.You'll mess up your history.

 

[Firm18]

I can picture chilling somewhere, being a total boss.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

You got it bro. Under one condition, I get to play the lead role. And my name will be Max(short for Maximum)Nigle. He will be a failed scientist who is shipped off to the exploding planet, and has to fight for survival.

You know what, I truly think if you made a script that SyFy would be all over this idea.

Maybe it breeds with those alligators in the sewers and when they hatch, there are thousands and thousands of Cobragators crawling around New York and the only way to stop them is to make it to the nest and destroy it which is directly underneath the Empire State Building.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Maybe it breeds with those alligators in the sewers and when they hatch, there are thousands and thousands of Cobragators crawling around New York and the only way to stop them is to make it to the nest and destroy it which is directly underneath the Empire State Building.

Will you work for free?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's joining the cast of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark on Broadway.

poor thing'll get killed!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Will you work for free?

I'll work for a deferred payment. Pay me after the movie goes big.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

That'ssssss a very niceeeeeee Central Park you have there...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The Egyptian Cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo has been caught. Eric Balfour found it in the Hudson River while riding a jet ski. Balfour and the Cobra had a brief altercation after the actor rammed the snake at full speed. Not before jumping off the jet ski and throwing a grenade at the snake. The snake escaped with minor cuts, while Balfour drowned in his regret at certain career choices he has made.

 

[danoyse]

The cobra will be throwing out the first pitch at the Yankee Stadium opener tomorrow.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The cobra is going to move to a small Iowa town to live his life out farming corn.

 

[Gotham Knight]

I'll work for a deferred payment. Pay me after the movie goes big.

You know what? You had your chance and you blew it. I'm calling Uwe Boll to see if he's interested in the job.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The cobra wants his mummy.

 

[Morg]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/deadly_escaped_cobra_captured_by_JerAKhVutAgMj7yTnolUsJ

Busted

 

[Alex The Great]

It only wanted to be free!