Egyptian king cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo

[SpideyVille]

They probably saw its appearance on Conan last night.

 

[SuperFerret]

A deadly snake roaming free in Manhatten? Meh, there's worst things in NY. Ever been in the subways? :yuck:

There is so much stupid here, I can't even begin to start to finish this sentence,

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Don't pull an Aesop Rocks...now....

 

[SuperFerret]

I would never pull one of those. It's a vile, horrid thing that only foreigners and Eskimos would even consider.

 

[chaseter]

The snake is no where. It's like 40 degrees in NYC. If it went some where it didn't get far.

I knew it. They should have hired me.

 

[SuperFerret]

Even in a single building, snakes are notoriously hard to find. Even for those who know where to look.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Chaseter: Pet Detective.

"Oye, here we go on a lil 'ventah. There seems to be re'orts that an EGYPTIAN COBRAH esaped from da Bronx Zoo! Lets go in for a look and see if we can't find the lil bugger".

He was then immediately bit 300 times in the face.

 

[SuperFerret]

The funny thing is that by the third or fourth bite, they'd be dry bites.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The snake really just wanted Chaster as far away from it as possible.

And not if the snake was made by SCIENCE!