Egyptian Man Cuts Off Penis for Love

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.
The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.
Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.

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[Wiseman]

Wait, there's a Luxor in Egypt too?

 

[Majic Walrus]

That seems excessive to me. It's not as though there's any going back now though.

 

[Johnny Drama]

"Honey, I cut my dick off for you!"

"Ummmm, yeah, I have been meaning to talk to you about that..."

 

[Raiden]

What an idiot! :facepalm Now he won't be able to marry any girl, and he'll have to take a leak sitting down all the time.

 

[Johnny Drama]

He can always get breast implants...

 

[Go Web Go!]

How's that song go?

"I will do anything for love, but I won't do that."

 

[kane9321]

good lord..you dummy

 

[ComicChick]

colostomy bag for life?

organ donation?

 

[Darthphere]

How's that song go?

"I will do anything for love, but I won't do that."

Damn you ass, you ruined it. I mean, this is the only acceptable response and you ruined the delivery. You failed me, you failed the hype, you failed mankind.

 

[Go Web Go!]

That's why it was prefaced with "Hows that song go?" I wasn't quite sure, but the stage is yours. Take it away!

 

[Darthphere]

That's why it was prefaced with "Hows that song go?" I wasn't quite sure, but the stage is yours. Take it away!

It's too late now!

 

[Go Web Go!]

It's never too late

...unless your the guy without a penis, that is.

 

[Carcharodon]

There ARE surgical options available to this guy if he has the means. I read about some Russian dude who had a finger removed and altered, and then had it attached as a (relatively, I think) functional penis.

 

[enterthemadness]

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.
The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.
Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.

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I don't blame him. Maybe he went too far, but he was in love and probably mad too.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Ok, but at the end of the day said Russian dude HAS A FREAKIN' FINGER FOR A PENIS!

 

[Go Web Go!]

I don't blame him. Maybe he went too far, but he was in love and probably mad too.

You don't blame him? Let's pose the question: would you castrate yourself if you were denied by the girl you wanted to marry?

 

[Majic Walrus]

You don't blame him? Let's posed the question: would you castrate yourself if you were denied by the girl you wanted to marry?

Where's The Spawn?

It's never too late

...unless your the guy without a penis, that is.

Good save.

 

[enterthemadness]

You don't blame him? Let's pose the question: would you castrate yourself if you were denied by the girl you wanted to marry?

I probably break my hand badly or try to lift a car and flip it in anger. Same thing when either of my cats die. I probably break the right hand in anger so bad, the doctors have to just cut it off cause they be no hope in fixing it.

 

[Darthphere]

Cut his balls off, LIKE A BOSS!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Didn't some guy in the 90's get his dick chopped off by his wife when she found out he was having an affair and then she drove on a highway and threw it out the window and police went looking for it and found it?

 

[Carcharodon]

Didn't some guy in the 90's get his dick chopped off by his wife when she found out he was having an affair and then she drove on a highway and threw it out the window and police went looking for it and found it?

John and Lorena Bobbit (sp?).

John went on to become a porn-star known as "Frankenpenis" if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Majic Walrus]

John and Lorena Bobbit (sp?).

John went on to become a porn-star known as "Frankenpenis" if I'm not mistaken.

Rule #34 on John Bobbit.

 

[Go Web Go!]

I probably break my hand badly or try to lift a car and flip it in anger. Same thing when either of my cats die. I probably break the right hand in anger so bad, the doctors have to just cut it off cause they be no hope in fixing it.

See, that's a little more acceptable. You have another hand. Unless you have a penis tree in your back yard, you're not growing another one.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

There is no reason to cut one's penis off.

Unless dude wants to be a chick...

And wanted to marry a dude...