Ash wannabe cuts off hand with circular saw!

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  1. psychocheeseman Registered

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    Evil dead fans rejoice, we have a real life Ash...sort of.....

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23031800-2,00.html
     
  2. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    My right hand is causing me to sin right now... :o
     
  3. E. Nygma 2007 NL East Champions

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    hail to the king baby
     
  4. Lex Luthor Evildoer

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    Yeah it is.
     
  5. Sawyer High King

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    Holy hell, how baked was this guy?

    But in all seriousness....did he attatch a chainsaw in its place?
     
  6. Spider-Bite Registered

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    Man this is creepy.
     
  7. Sawyer High King

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    I like that the guy didnt just stop at cutting it off, but he also put it in the microwave. Bona-fied badass. Or just insane. You pick.
     
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    He was just a pint away from the Darwin Award...soooo close...:csad:
     
  9. Gilpesh Registered

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    Fingers crossed, countdown to a crazy TDK Joker fan slicing his face open for a laugh.
     
  10. Ghostvirus Registered

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    So its like Idle Hands then. Not ash.
     
  11. Apollo Registered

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    so if you cut off your hand you get sent in protective custody mental health unit? dammit!! :cmad:

    *throws saw and robotic hand onto the floor*
     
  12. tzarinna Mamochka

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    It's a Clive Barker short story, hold on let me look for it.
     
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    Ah... At least religion is good for a chuckle sometimes :woot:
     
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    I liked that story one hand knocks him unconscious by squeezing his balls hard enough and is then cut off with a meat cleaver!
     
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  16. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Oh the money some shrink is going to make off of that guy!

    jag
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. People just get more looney everyday,I swear.:whatever:
     
  18. Mike_D202 Green Lantern's roommate

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    the best part will come after that when WB will pull back TDk.
    and TDK will become the banned movie.

    yes because you can not realese a movie with a scared joker.....it can be a bad example for todays kids :hehe:
     
  20. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    Yeah, it's exactly like Idle Hands. Sort your references out psychocheeseman! :cmad:
     
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    You see this is what happens when people misconstrue and misinterpret the Bible.

    Not much different from what the churches are doing these days. They're all crazy just like this man in Idaho.
     
  22. SpiderB Still no title.

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    And there it is. Can't we just enjoy hearing about a man cutting off his own hand and cooking it without getting into a religious debate?

    Please take your case to the Atheism vs Religion thread.
     
  23. Danny No-Shame King Of Grangetown

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    Altogether now.......give that man a hand!!!!


    Ho,ho,ho I'm about as funny as triple cancer!
    No, but seriously, folks , I'm here all week.

    What an idiot. Why is it always you Americans who do wacky things like this?
     
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    ohh honey whats that delicious smell coming from the kitchen.


    ohh um yea thats just my hand cooking in the microwave.
     
  25. Danny No-Shame King Of Grangetown

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    lol.:yay:
    Have some fingernail sauce to go with it, you freak!
    And a pint of eyebrows in a halfpint glass.
     

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