Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Lakeside house

Be an olympic tennis player
Or
Be an olympic table tennis player

 

[Zorro]

Olympic Table Tennis Player

Pink Lemonade or Raspberry Lemonade

 

[MissMarvelous]

Pink lemonade, that thing is soooo good.

String your opponent along for the entire fight
Or
Crush them from the beginning

 

[Zorro]

Crush!

Learn archery sword fighting

 

[MissMarvelous]

Archery

Have Pokemon be real
Or
Superheroes exist

 

[Zorro]

Superheroes exist

Be a hero or villain

 

[MissMarvelous]

A hero

Win an Oscar
Or
Win the Nobel Prize

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Nobel

Live with loss
or
Die in glorious battle

 

[MissMarvelous]

Live with loss, and be grateful for their love.

Fight Terminator or Rocky

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Rocky

Be one of the last guards in a prison riot
or
Be locked in your house during a zombie apocalypse

 

[MissMarvelous]

Zombie Apocalypse

Eat a container of butter or Drink a bottle of maple syrup

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Maple syrup

Visit Russia or Live in Mongolia

 

[Zorro]

Visit Russia

Live in a desert area or live in an area where its 0 below temperature every day

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Cold

Plan & execute a heist with your friends
or
Be in a Block War with your family against the neighborhood

 

[MissMarvelous]

The block war! I know that one neighbor who should be leaving town...

Be able to speak every language in the world fluently or Be the best in the world in one category of your choosing

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Speak everything.

Bring back the ancient Greek Titans
or
Make all mythical creatures real

 

[MissMarvelous]

Make all mythical creatures real! Of course, duh... I want a unicorn!

Fight in the Civil War or Fight in the Revolutionary War

 

[Zorro]

Civil War

Stranded but able to live on Mars or the Moon?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Mars

Become Immortal but cannot move, outlive the Universe.
or
Be Omniscient but every step hastens your demise

 

[MissMarvelous]

Omniscient, I guess.

Have nipples that constantly change colors like a disco light or Have nipples like look like diamonds

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Disco Light Nips

Noodles and Ketchup Spaghetti
or
Strawberry Jam & Cotto Salami Sandwich

 

[MissMarvelous]

Believe it, or not, I'll take the jam and salami sandwich.

If you were lost in space, would you rather...

Run into a full grown Alien from Alien or Run into Predator

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Predator, at least you can impress them by killing one of them, Xenomorph's a honey badger it don't give a feck.

Wearing soaking wet shoes
or
Wearing a shirt after a haircut

 

[MissMarvelous]

Wearing a shirt! Can't stand wet feet.

Be painted by Van Gogh or Be painted by Da Vinci

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Personally I'd like to be sculpted by Michelangelo, but I'll settle for Da Vinci.

Have Stephen King write your biography
or
Have Quentin Tarantino direct a movie based on your life