Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Roaring down the open road in a Mad Max car after society collapses

This one! But I should learn how to drive, first.

Eat 300 doughnuts in 4 hours for $500 or Drink a cup of sour milk for $50

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Doughnuts as long as we can be as vague as possible as to what a doughnuts actually is, creatively speaking.

Play cops & robbers as a criminal and if you lose you go to jail.
or
Play Spanish Inquisition and the Witch as the witch, you get tortured if you lose.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Le witch! Le witch!

Watch a movie directed by, would you rather...

James Cameron or Steven Spielberg

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That's very tough, both have a good catalog or films ...right this second my first impulse is Spielberg.

Watch a porn of your Mom (younger of course)
or
Your Mom watching you in a porn (current)

 

[MissMarvelous]

My mum watching me in a porn.

Be forced to watch My Little Pony for 24 hours or Have the theme song stuck in your head for the rest of your life

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Forced? Hah! I'll watch season 1-7 but not 8 that was trash, I'll sub that out for all the Equestria Girls movies.

Read every single Fantastic Four comic book ever made
or
Read all the books in the Star Wars Extended Universe

 

[MissMarvelous]

The Comic books! Nothing against Star Wars, it's just that I imagine that an SW book must be a drag to read.

Be a centaur or Be a mermaid/man

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A Centaur, imagine the possibilities, oh my!

Be friends with an Ace ( a girl who is a perfect 10, extremely talented, awesome personality, genius level intellect, peak human physical abilities, etc)
or
Date a Joker (someone who has extreme physical deformities, very sickly and frail, but has an Ace personality, smarts, crazy humor)

 

[MissMarvelous]

Mmm not sure but I guess the Ace friend although I may want to make disappear if she's too intense.

Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago or Dress only the way you did when you were 15

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dress like it was still 1985, heck yeah!

Own a luxury yacht, one of the big ones with a crew.
or
Own a private jet, with a pilot/copilot

 

[MissMarvelous]

The Jet, please!

Be stuck in a aquarium with a great white shark or Be stuck in a room where the floor is covered in a layer of spiders

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Shark all day every day.

Everything you touch turns into gold-pressed latinum
or
Everything organic that touches you withers and decays

 

[MissMarvelous]

Gold-pressed latinum... let's all those geeks come to me. I shall give them precious gold-pressed handshakes

Be incredibly stupid, but have the best of luck or Be an incredible genius, but have the worst of luck

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I don't have a problem being dumb as a rock and lucky af.

Be an Arms Dealer based in Prague, Czechia
or
Be a Cocaína Farmer based in Medellín, Colombia

 

[MissMarvelous]

Guess arms dealer in Prague! And vodka

Be a regular on a daily soap opera or
Make one-line cameos in three large Hollywood blockbusters each year

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Cameos is easy work.

Be a Nurse in a trauma ward in a big city hospital
or
Be a Live-In health care provider for a elderly patient

 

[MissMarvelous]

A nurse in a trauma, I guess.

Fight the entire Smurf village or Fight the full collection of Care Bears

 

[Rozen Thorne]

It would be super easy to just stomp the smurfing heck out of those lil buggers, because I don't mess with bears.

Be a human sacrifice to save the world from imminent destruction
or
Nominate someone you know to be the human sacrifice

 

[MissMarvelous]

Nominate someone you know to be the human sacrifice

Some of us would do much better without the Dorito guy in charge. If you know what mean.

Always speak all your thoughts out loud or Never speak at all (not even in sign language)

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Never speak.

Wake up/take a shot, have a shower/take a shot, every activity/take a shot.
or
Count coup everywhere you go with everyone you meet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Count coup.

Sign your real name or Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.)

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Real name, I'm not the best with goofy names, despite my usernames in forums, idk!!

Submerge yourself in an Olympic-sized pool of honey
or
Get lightly misted with water and a metric ton of glitter dumped on you

 

[MissMarvelous]

I'll take the honey because the glitter... that sh** won't come off!!!

Be a fairy who cannot fly or Be a 10 foot tall dwarf

 

[Rozen Thorne]

If I can look like Tinkerbell I'll take the Fairy.

Have an assistant to do all your chores for a month
or
Have a personal masseuse for a week

 

[MissMarvelous]

If I can look like Tinkerbell I'll take the Fairy.

Have a personal masseuse!

Live in the Doctor Who Universe or Live in the Star Wars Universe