Either This Or That... - Part 1

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  1. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Live in the Doctor Who Universe and have the Doctor send me to the Star Trek Universe!

    Become a Royal and live in a Castle... in 1150
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    Be a Trapper in the Colorado Rockies... in 1850
     
  2. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    A trapper, but I'm not sure.

    Eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce or Drink every drink mixed with Four Loco
     
  3. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    4Loco with all drinks.

    Have bioluminescent areas on your hands you can light up at will
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    Have chameleon-ish skin that blends into natural patterns at will
     
  4. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Chamalion!!! That could be awesone... I could disguise myself into whatever I wish.


    Work for Apple and know all of their secrets or Work for Google and know all their secrets
     
  5. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Apple steals everyone else's ideas they have no secrets, Google knows all sees all.

    Be a CIA Station Chief in Moscow in 1972
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    Be a Mossad Sleeper Agent in Cairo in 1981
     
  6. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    CIA in Moscow!!!

    How should we call our band?

    The hairless ones or the balding ones
     
  7. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    I prefer 'Smooth Criminals' we could be a reverse Michael Jackson cover band.

    Eating a roast beef sandwich at Arbys
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    Eating a cheeseburger at Dairy Queen.
     
  8. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Oh, awesome.

    I've never eaten in those places, only: McDonald's, Burger King, KFC! So, whichever.

    Cheese bread or scons
     
  9. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Cheese Bread is life.

    There are cookies in the house but you can't find them, just smell them.
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    There is cookies readily available but they are the brand you don't care for.
     
  10. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Oh, the story of my life. Me and me nose.

    Be sucked into terraria OR Be sucked into minecraft
     
  11. Ash J. Williams Hail to the king

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    Minecraft

    Regularly take cold showers or constantly be annoyed by your neighbors
     
  12. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Cold showers! I've heard that those are very good for your health, no kidding.

    Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks or Live in the Dark Ages
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Ancient Rome just to see if the "Gods" were a thing.

    Be an Immortal and start your life at the beginning of the first Humans.
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    Have the entirety of all Human Knowledge since the Beginning of Time.
     
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    The knowledge! Because knowledge is power.

    Make out with Gollum or Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie)
     
  15. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Beetlejuice, cuz he's the ghost with the most, baby!

    Give birth to Damien the Anti-Christ (supposedly)
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    Have Margaret White from Carrie (1976) as your mother.
     
  16. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Margaret! At least I can kill her if she gets too wild. The demon baby, that's scary AF.

    Be locked in an NYC studio apt with 400 pugs for a year or Be forced to round up all the pugs in the U.S. and put them on a boat bound for North Korea
     
  17. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Send em all to Kim, might lighten him up a bit.

    Chorizo and eggs with Scorpion pepper sauce
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    Steak and kidney pie with worcestershire sauce
     
  18. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    steak and kidney pie!

    Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted or Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp

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    Interesting choices, I'll go with Circle of Life.

    Beanbag chair filled with bits of Mexicans
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    Beanie Babies filled with bits of animals
     
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    The animal stuffing.


    Play Firefight (Halo ODST) or
    Play Horde (Gears of War)
     
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    Horde

    Surround Sound Super Bass Headphones
    or
    Reclining Heated Full Body Massage Chair
     
  22. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    this one!

    Be able to fly up to 5 meters off the ground or Have a magic carpet that can fly up to 50 meters off the ground
     
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    Option 1, a magic carpet has issues (in one of my D&D campaigns we had a serious party wipe due to a malfunctioning carpet, never using one again)

    Have a car that only you can drive, it forcibly ejects anyone that gets in the driver seat
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    Have a computer only you can use, it tazes anyone that tries to turn it on or type on the keyboard
     
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    Computer only I can use

    Game winning strikeout or game wining home run?
     
  25. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Grand Salami Home Run

    Knocking the feck out of a fella much bigger than you
    or
    Getting the number of a person much hotter than you
     

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