Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Rozen Thorne]

Live in the Doctor Who Universe and have the Doctor send me to the Star Trek Universe!

Become a Royal and live in a Castle... in 1150
or
Be a Trapper in the Colorado Rockies... in 1850

 

[MissMarvelous]

A trapper, but I'm not sure.

Eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce or Drink every drink mixed with Four Loco

 

[Rozen Thorne]

4Loco with all drinks.

Have bioluminescent areas on your hands you can light up at will
or
Have chameleon-ish skin that blends into natural patterns at will

 

[MissMarvelous]

Chamalion!!! That could be awesone... I could disguise myself into whatever I wish.


Work for Apple and know all of their secrets or Work for Google and know all their secrets

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Apple steals everyone else's ideas they have no secrets, Google knows all sees all.

Be a CIA Station Chief in Moscow in 1972
or
Be a Mossad Sleeper Agent in Cairo in 1981

 

[MissMarvelous]

CIA in Moscow!!!

How should we call our band?

The hairless ones or the balding ones

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I prefer 'Smooth Criminals' we could be a reverse Michael Jackson cover band.

Eating a roast beef sandwich at Arbys
or
Eating a cheeseburger at Dairy Queen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

'Smooth Criminals'

Oh, awesome.

I've never eaten in those places, only: McDonald's, Burger King, KFC! So, whichever.

Cheese bread or scons

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Cheese Bread is life.

There are cookies in the house but you can't find them, just smell them.
or
There is cookies readily available but they are the brand you don't care for.

 

[MissMarvelous]

just smell them.

Oh, the story of my life. Me and me nose.

Be sucked into terraria OR Be sucked into minecraft

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Minecraft

Regularly take cold showers or constantly be annoyed by your neighbors

 

[MissMarvelous]

Cold showers! I've heard that those are very good for your health, no kidding.

Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks or Live in the Dark Ages

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Ancient Rome just to see if the "Gods" were a thing.

Be an Immortal and start your life at the beginning of the first Humans.
or
Have the entirety of all Human Knowledge since the Beginning of Time.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The knowledge! Because knowledge is power.

Make out with Gollum or Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie)

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Beetlejuice, cuz he's the ghost with the most, baby!

Give birth to Damien the Anti-Christ (supposedly)
or
Have Margaret White from Carrie (1976) as your mother.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Margaret! At least I can kill her if she gets too wild. The demon baby, that's scary AF.

Be locked in an NYC studio apt with 400 pugs for a year or Be forced to round up all the pugs in the U.S. and put them on a boat bound for North Korea

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Send em all to Kim, might lighten him up a bit.

Chorizo and eggs with Scorpion pepper sauce
or
Steak and kidney pie with worcestershire sauce

 

[MissMarvelous]

steak and kidney pie!

Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted or Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Interesting choices, I'll go with Circle of Life.

Beanbag chair filled with bits of Mexicans
or
Beanie Babies filled with bits of animals

 

[MissMarvelous]

The animal stuffing.


Play Firefight (Halo ODST) or
Play Horde (Gears of War)

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Horde

Surround Sound Super Bass Headphones
or
Reclining Heated Full Body Massage Chair

 

[MissMarvelous]

Reclining Heated Full Body Massage Chair

this one!

Be able to fly up to 5 meters off the ground or Have a magic carpet that can fly up to 50 meters off the ground

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Option 1, a magic carpet has issues (in one of my D&D campaigns we had a serious party wipe due to a malfunctioning carpet, never using one again)

Have a car that only you can drive, it forcibly ejects anyone that gets in the driver seat
or
Have a computer only you can use, it tazes anyone that tries to turn it on or type on the keyboard

 

[Web-Head]

Computer only I can use

Game winning strikeout or game wining home run?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Grand Salami Home Run

Knocking the feck out of a fella much bigger than you
or
Getting the number of a person much hotter than you