Embarrasing moments thread

[passerby]

Ok this is the thread where you share all of the stupid embarrasing things you have done.

 

[DOG LIPS]

One time.... at band camp......



















Master Bruce played the skin flute.

 

[passerby]

One time.... at band camp......



















Master Bruce played the skin flute.

I have a shirt that says "This one time at band camp."

 

[Ronny Shade]

I started a fire at my friends apartment on St Patrix day.


wait, that wasnt embarrassing, that was awesome.

 

[passerby]

I was talking to a girl while walking and I tripped and I went face first into a locker.

 

[DBella]

I started a fire at my friends apartment on St Patrix day.


wait, that wasnt embarrassing, that was awesome.

Pyromaniac!

Hardly anything embarasses me.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Pyromaniac!

Hardly anything embarasses me.

Unfortunately, it was an accident


I'd do it again tho

 

[DBella]

Unfortunately, it was an accident


I'd do it again tho

Do it to your own property.

 

[X-Gal123]

I believe I am immune to embarrassment because I am such big dork and proud of it.

 

[DBella]

I believe I am immune to embarrassment because I am such big dork and proud of it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Do it to your own property.

where's the fun in that?

besides, I'm not the one who's dumb enough to leave a carboard 6-pack on the stove on my own property.

 

[passerby]

I started a fire at my friends apartment on St Patrix day.


wait, that wasnt embarrassing, that was awesome.

If you stick your arm in alcohol and then light your arm on fire it doesn't hurt.

Oh and if you hold a cigarette lighter to your sock it will burn up the lint in your sock and it will give you warm socks.

 

[screech_turbo]

i just realized my pants have a rip in the ass.

 

[Ronny Shade]

i just realized my pants have a rip in the ass.

lolz are you at home or at the office?

 

[screech_turbo]

home.

 

[passerby]

My girlfriend came up from behind me to hug me and right when she put her arms around me I farted.

 

[Lemonhead]

My girlfriend came up from behind me to hug me and right when she put her arms around me I farted.

I can top that.

Once my girlfriend was tossing my salad and I farted in her mouth. I thought she was going to die.

Hahaha.

Spoiler

Hahah, nah, I just read a story like that. Hilarious.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I can top that.

Once my girlfriend was tossing my salad and I farted in her mouth. I thought she was going to die.

Hahaha.

Spoiler

Hahah, nah, I just read a story like that. Hilarious.

Did her cheeks expand like a pufferfish?

Spoiler

I read that somewhere too.

 

[Go Web Go!]

I haven't had too many embarassing moments, myself. Thankfully. There have been the usual sneaky farts that manage to find their way out when I'm in a quiet room with a handful of people (had a few of those in middle/high school) and a few falls here and there. Nothing major, really.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Every time Dr. Fear makes a thread, I feel embarrassed for wondering how bad he must feel that it will eventually turn into a hate thread. . . about him.

 

[Scott Free]

I had sex with a women who later turned out to be my Half Sister.

 

[rodhulk]

I had sex with a women who later turned out to be my Half Sister.

Well, it could have been worse, it could have been a half brother!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Well, it could have been worse, it could have been a half brother!

This made me laugh heartily.

 

[rodhulk]

This made me laugh heartily.

Thank you, sir.

 

[Ronny Shade]

no. thank you.