"Epic Movie"

[Wilhelm-Scream]

was funnier than scary movie 3 (but what isnt?)

Dude, 3 had the part where the kid says, "You're going to get your period in 3...2...1... " and had Charlie "I don't pay 'em to have sex with me. I pay 'em to go away." Sheen.

which makes it funnier than 2.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I know 10 year old's who will probably laugh at anything but why spoof The DaVinci Code when no 10 year old kid will ever be interested in seeing the real DaVinci Code movie?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I know 10 year old's who will probably laugh at anything but why spoof The DaVinci Code when no 10 year old kid will ever be interested in seeing the real DaVinci Code movie?

Because there morons thats why. They didn't care what it was. They just picked the most hyped or money making movies of the last year or so.

 

[Dr.Doom]

JAL's right, there morons.

 

[lordofthenerds]

I'm not too surprised. Everyone in my school was talking about how funny it looked, and the people who saw it were talking about how funny it was. Personally, I think it looks like a pile of dung.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not too surprised. Everyone in my school was talking about how funny it looked, and the people who saw it were talking about how funny it was. Personally, I think it looks like a pile of dung.

Well thats cause it is a big pile of dung and you should slap anyone who said it looks or is funny.

 

[The Shape]

Well thats cause it is a big pile of dung and you should slap anyone who said it looks or is funny.

Man, it really seems like you have a personal vendetta against tis movie. Did Epic Movie hurt your feelings or something? Call you a bad name?

It's a movie that's making money. Even if it's not something you'd like to see, it's obviously making some people laugh. So chill.

(The movie does suck, thoug)

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No i'm tired of ******ed ass crap like this. Its crap like this that is bringing the movie business down.

And all these damn stupid 13 year olds who think its so funny. Just wanna punch them all in the face.

People complain about remakes. These movies are way worse!

And yes its hurt me. Its mentally raped me with all the stupidness thats coming out of it.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

I just got back from it...if you thought date movie was bad..then dont see epic movie....im bleeding from my eyes.

 

[Tempest19]

/\ I almost threw up after five minutes of Date Movie. That was worse than an Ed Wood film! And I'm someone who typically likes and finds something to like in every movie- so that's saying something...

 

[The Shape]

No i'm tired of ******ed ass crap like this. Its crap like this that is bringing the movie business down.

And all these damn stupid 13 year olds who think its so funny. Just wanna punch them all in the face.

People complain about remakes. These movies are way worse!

And yes its hurt me. Its mentally raped me with all the stupidness thats coming out of it.

You're so vague that you're not even making a point. "Crap like this"? What is this? Epic Movie? Movies that spoof other movies? Cause spoof are awesome when they're done right (Airplanes, Naked Guns, Scary Movies, Mel Brooks movies). This is just a spoof that was executed very poorly.

And...they're 13 year olds. That's why these films appeal to them. Let them see what they want to see. I don't understand why you want to punch them in the face because they wanna see something that will make them laugh...

One more thing...you didn't even see the movie, so if it somehow has mentally raped you already, you have a serious problem.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I know i like the scary movie spoofs but these ones are just god awful crap that makes me wanna find out where the producers of these movies live so i can throw acid in there face and kick them square in the nuts.

 

[The Shape]

I know i like the scary movie spoofs but these ones are just god awful crap that makes me wanna find out where the producers of these movies live so i can throw acid in there face and kick them square in the nuts.

See, that's why you're disturbing. No one's force-feeding the movie down your throat. You won't even see it, so it doesn't affect you.

 

[Mike_D202]

JAL is just mad because they parody'd every superhero movie BUT "Fantastic Four"...and we ALL know whose in "Fantastic Four"...

I'll give you a hint: he takes strands of her hair and made a hair-doll that he keeps above his bed.

Dude, 3 had the part where the kid says, "You're going to get your period in 3...2...1... " and had Charlie "I don't pay 'em to have sex with me. I pay 'em to go away." Sheen.

which makes it funnier than 2.

This is true. I loved the car-crash scene where Sheen's character is talking to the police officer about his wife being split in half (and using food products to describe it), it reminded me of "Hot Shots" .

 

[The Shape]

JAL is just mad because they parody'd every superhero movie BUT "Fantastic Four"...and we ALL know whose in "Fantastic Four"...

I'll give you a hint: he takes strands of her hair and made a hair-doll that he keeps above his bed.

Chiklis?

 

[Secret_Riddle]

I hope these spoof movies are done now. Epic movie is by far in the bottom 5 movies ever.

 

[Dr.Doom]

This is true. I loved the car-crash scene where Sheen's character is talking to the police officer about his wife being split in half (and using food products to describe it), it reminded me of "Hot Shots" .

Nah, the best part of that scene was when "M. Night Shamalamadingdong" asked Charlie Sheen for a ride.

 

[Dr.Doom]

See, that's why you're disturbing. No one's force-feeding the movie down your throat. You won't even see it, so it doesn't affect you.

Well, JAL thinks Into the Blue was a cinematic masterpiece so his opinion is automatically moot.

 

[zeptron]

I hope these spoof movies are done now. Epic movie is by far in the bottom 5 movies ever.

Hate to burst your bubble, but they're not done yet. There's supposed to be a movie called Superhero coming out that spoofs all kinds of superhero movies and they're talking about making a Scary Movie 5.

 

[terry78]

Though Zucker is doing Superhero so I would expect that one to be a little better and more straightforward as opposed to this one that was all over the place. Probably a main superhero, a love interest, and a villain, and a bunch of cliches that are turned on their head.

 

[The Shape]

Though Zucker is doing Superhero so I would expect that one to be a little better and more straightforward as opposed to this one that was all over the place. Probably a main superhero, a love interest, and a villain, and a bunch of cliches that are turned on their head.

See, that has potential to be good if it's done right.

 

[Matt]

I just read the Cap review of this for fun.

Jack Swallows? Really? There are about a million more clever ways to spoof Pirates of the Carribean. Seriously, anyone who enjoys this **** must have an IQ of negative six.

 

[LadyVader]

Allz I know is that I didn't laugh once. The only scene I liked in the whole movie is when the blonge kids rips his shirt off and you can see how surprisingly buff he is though I imagine it's actually a digital effect.

 

[psychosully]

Apparantly this piece of **** is Number One in the Aussie box office. How embarassing.

 

[Vapor]

I saw it with my gf 'cos we couldn't be bothered waiting an hour and a half for Blood Diamind.. Apart from a few sparse kinda funny moments it was pretty 'meh'. It's called 'Epic Movie' but they didn't didn't even do LOTR yet they did SOAP and Da Vinci Code..