Equint's Makeover/Self Improvement Thread. You can have a better life.

[hippie_hunter]

what did he do????

If there's someone who's on par with me as far as putting other posters down... it's THWIP.

HE POSTED PICTURES OF A *****. EVEN THOUGH IT IS COUNTED AS PORNOGRAPHY, IT REALLY ISN'T FULLY PORN AND SINCE THWIP WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD POSTER, THE MODS PUT HIM ON PROBATION.

HOWEVER, THWIP DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER NAME AND POST DURING HIS PROBATION PERIOD. THE MODS BANNED HIM FOR THAT.

THEN HE MADE YET ANOTHER NAME, AND GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT WITH C.LEE.

 

[Equint77]

If you are implying she doesn't have a butt you must missed seeing that one part where she walks around in her underwear, very nice booty t:

maybe I missed something but I wasn't implying she had no butt...

I'm stating as FACT that she is hynee-less. Old School showed it... Girl Next Door Proved it... The pictures in the hotties thread accentuate what she doesn't have.

God made her 90% complete.. don't blame me... blame him.. he dropped the ball on her ass.

Opps.

 

[hippie_hunter]

a tough question...... unfortunately Hippies and Emos are worse than roaches....litterally. You kill one hippy 3 more emerge.. You kill one emo and you create emo sympathy... therefore creating more emos.

What you must continue to do is put these scum down every chance you get. If there was only a way to gather them up... put them on an island and then blow it up.... it'd make the world better... however hippies don't use planes.. and emos haven't looked up at the sky in years.

HOW IS THIS FOR A PLAN:

STEP 1: OUTSIDE OF THE NATION OF SAN FRANSISCO, HIPPIES ARE AN ENDANGERED, YET GROWING SPECIES. I PROPOSE TO OFFER TO SHIP THE REMAINING FEW HIPPIES THAT DO NOT LIVE IN THE SAN FRANSISCAN COMMUNE NATION USING HYBRID CARS. THE HIPPIES HAVING A CHANCE TO BE WITH THEIR OWN KIND AND HAVING A UNITED INDEPENDENT HIPPY STATE WILL BE ESTATIC AND TAKE IT UP.

STEP 2: SHIP THE EMOS OFF TO SAN FRANSISCO, AGAINST THEIR WILL IF NEED TO BE.

STEP 3: NUKE SAN FRANSISCO.

HOW'S THAT FOR A PLAN


NOW WHAT ABOUT THE GRIMMACE, A MERE NUKE WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP HIM.

 

[Equint77]

HE POSTED PICTURES OF A *****. EVEN THOUGH IT IS COUNTED AS PORNOGRAPHY, IT REALLY ISN'T FULLY PORN AND SINCE THWIP WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD POSTER, THE MODS PUT HIM ON PROBATION.

HOWEVER, THWIP DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER NAME AND POST DURING HIS PROBATION PERIOD. THE MODS BANNED HIM FOR THAT.

THEN HE MADE YET ANOTHER NAME, AND GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT WITH C.LEE.

oy-vey.... sensitivity is spelled M-O-D.

Well i hope THWIP comes back some day.... but if not.. that's another great poster the Mods killed... not saying it's all their fault.

Damn....

 

[Babs Gordon]

have you been to burlington, vermont recently? or northampton, ma?

 

[Equint77]

HOW IS THIS FOR A PLAN:

STEP 1: OUTSIDE OF THE NATION OF SAN FRANSISCO, HIPPIES ARE AN ENDANGERED, YET GROWING SPECIES. I PROPOSE TO OFFER TO SHIP THE REMAINING FEW HIPPIES THAT DO NOT LIVE IN THE SAN FRANSISCAN COMMUNE NATION USING HYBRID CARS. THE HIPPIES HAVING A CHANCE TO BE WITH THEIR OWN KIND AND HAVING A UNITED INDEPENDENT HIPPY STATE WILL BE ESTATIC AND TAKE IT UP.

STEP 2: SHIP THE EMOS OFF TO SAN FRANSISCO, AGAINST THEIR WILL IF NEED TO BE.

STEP 3: NUKE SAN FRANSISCO.

HOW'S THAT FOR A PLAN


NOW WHAT ABOUT THE GRIMMACE, A MERE NUKE WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP HIM.

1 - good plan
2 - grimace having a Mcdonalds diet for the last 30 years is enough punishment. Heartattack is what's gonna end his purple ass.

 

[hippie_hunter]

1 - good plan
2 - grimace having a Mcdonalds diet for the last 30 years is enough punishment. Heartattack is what's gonna end his purple ass.

HE'S BEEN EATING THAT CRAP FOR 30 YEARS NOW, IF IT HASN'T KILLED HIM YET, IT SURE WON'T KILL HIM NOW.

HOWEVER, THE GRIMACE'S LIFEFORCE DEPENDS ON MCDONALD'S SHAKES. IF WE DRAG HIM TO DEATH VALLEY, TIE HIM DOWN, AND CUT HIM OFF FROM HIS SUPPLY OF SHAKES. IT MIGHT JUST WORK.

I'M A GENIUS AREN'T I

 

[DOG LIPS]

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

UNLESS YOU CUT HIM OFF HIS LIFE SUPPLY

 

[Equint77]

son of a betch

 

[Babs Gordon]

is anyone else surprised that pat robertson hasn't gone on a gay grimace hate spree yet?

 

[hippie_hunter]

is anyone else surprised that pat robertson hasn't gone on a gay grimace hate spree yet?

PAT ROBERTSON AND THE GRIMACE ARE BEST FRIENDS

 

[Holly Goodhead]

HE POSTED PICTURES OF A *****. EVEN THOUGH IT IS COUNTED AS PORNOGRAPHY, IT REALLY ISN'T FULLY PORN AND SINCE THWIP WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD POSTER, THE MODS PUT HIM ON PROBATION.

HOWEVER, THWIP DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER NAME AND POST DURING HIS PROBATION PERIOD. THE MODS BANNED HIM FOR THAT.

THEN HE MADE YET ANOTHER NAME, AND GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT WITH C.LEE.

You posting like him isnt going to bring him back. It's embarrassing to watch, please refrain.

 

[War Lord]

Equint, I'm having trouble pooping.

It's not that I'm constipated or anything, it's just that I like holding it in my body for as long as possible.

How can I hold it longer?

 

[Babs Gordon]

^is it strange that this made me smile?

 

[Babs Gordon]

PAT ROBERTSON AND THE GRIMACE ARE BEST FRIENDS

and somehow that doesn't surprise me either...

 

[hippie_hunter]

You posting like him isnt going to bring him back. It's embarrassing to watch, please refrain.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK, I KNOW THAT WHAT HE DID WAS AGAINST THE RULES, AND EVEN THOUGH I LIKED HIM, HE DID DESERVE IT. I AM MERELY FILLING IN THE VOID CREATED BY THE LACK OF A CAPS LOCK KING!

THE OTHERS THAT ARE DOING IT HOWEVER ARE TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'M NOT TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK, I KNOW THAT WHAT HE DID WAS AGAINST THE RULES, AND EVEN THOUGH I LIKED HIM, HE DID DESERVE IT. I AM MERELY FILLING IN THE VOID CREATED BY THE LACK OF A CAPS LOCK KING!

THE OTHERS THAT ARE DOING IT HOWEVER ARE TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK.

Be original.

 

[Babs Gordon]

i find it odd that all caps makes my head hurt. i feel like it shouldn't. it just looks so intense!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i find it odd that all caps makes my head hurt. i feel like it shouldn't. it just looks so intense!

Do you smell burning toast? You should consult a physician.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Be original.

NO, THE CAPS LOCK KING IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE HYPE, NOT THAT THE KING IS DEAD, THERE IS TIME FOR A NEW ONE

 

[Babs Gordon]

it might be more effective if you died and were resurrected in all caps form. i am tormented by the sweet memory of days when you typed in lower case letters as well as caps.

 

[hippie_hunter]

it might be more effective if you died and were resurrected in all caps form. i am tormented by the sweet memory of days when you typed in lower case letters as well as caps.

OH, YOU MEAN PROPER TYPING

 

[Babs Gordon]

yeah. that.

 

[Erzengel]

I wish I didn't need glasses but I think that laser treatment is still too relatively new to fool around with.