Equint's Makeover/Self Improvement Thread. You can have a better life.

[Babs Gordon]

my ex boyfriend had lasik surgery and met with much success. it's been two years and it's still perfect.

his handle is Nytewing on here if you feel like asking him about it.

 

[hippie_hunter]

my ex boyfriend had lasik surgery and met with much success. it's been two years and it's still perfect.

his handle is Nytewing on here if you feel like asking him about it.

AWKWARD

 

[Erzengel]

My sister who had worse vision than mine and had it done but still not fully sure on the whole thing.

 

[Equint77]

I wish I didn't need glasses but I think that laser treatment is still too relatively new to fool around with.

I hate resorting having to wear glasses again... I've been out of contacts since June... I haven't had time to make an appointment with my eye doctor...

I miss wearing contacts... muther****.

 

[tzarinna]

Men with glasses are sexy...Peter Parker,Clark Kent....

 

[Equint77]

Men with glasses are sexy...Peter Parker,Clark Kent....

every once in a while.. great... but not on a regular basis... I haven't worn full time glasses since 97.

And even Peter Parker got rid of his.

I need to get this ****ing appointment.. get contacts again and bring my muther****ing swagger back.

 

[Master Chief]

Equint, do you have speakers? 'Cause I want to ask you a question about my voice, lol.

 

[Erzengel]

I didn't know that perscriptions were only good for 2 years.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Equint, do you have speakers? 'Cause I want to ask you a question about my voice, lol.

*Lip smack*

 

[Equint77]

Equint, do you have speakers? 'Cause I want to ask you a question about my voice, lol.

hmmm... yes I have speakers.

 

[Equint77]

Equint, I'm having trouble pooping.

It's not that I'm constipated or anything, it's just that I like holding it in my body for as long as possible.

How can I hold it longer?

i've heard you can hold it in up to 3 weeks without going... however when you do go.. be prepared for the worst stench of your life... also you'd better hope your toilet will be able to handle what you're about to unleash.

do you and your toliet a favor... don't hold it in.

 

[War Lord]

my ex boyfriend had lasik surgery and met with much success. it's been two years and it's still perfect.

his handle is Nytewing on here if you feel like asking him about it.

It's my understanding that when you get LASIK, your eyes become more fragile, dur to a thinner lens.

 

[War Lord]

i've heard you can hold it in up to 3 weeks without going... however when you do go.. be prepared for the worst stench of your life... also you'd better hope your toilet will be able to handle what you're about to unleash.

do you and your toliet a favor... don't hold it in.

I find that when I do hold it in and it starts sneaking out, with me pushing it back in. I can run really, really fast.

Do the Olympics test the sprinters for such things?

Should they?

 

[Hades]

It's my understanding that when you get LASIK, your eyes become more fragile, dur to a thinner lens.

Yeah..my aunt got it done. She said it decreased her night vision quite a bit.

 

[Hades]

I find that when I do hold it in and it starts sneaking out, with me pushing it back in. I can run really, really fast.

Do the Olympics test the sprinters for such things?

Should they?

Is it true that, holding it in causes cancer or bladder problems

 

[War Lord]

Is it true that, holding it in causes cancer or bladder problems

How does that compare with the joy of holding in poop?

You won't know if you like it unless you try it.

 

[Master Chief]

It's bad for your colon.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Get an enema.

 

[War Lord]

Get an enema.

Having a large intestince full of syrupy liquids doesn't compare with the joy of being filled with solid fecal matter.

 

[Hades]

 

[Master Chief]

hmmm... yes I have speakers.

Sweet, listen and answer. plz.

http://media.putfile.com/questionfortheequint

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Do you have a personality of your own? An imagination? Dignity?

 

[War Lord]

Sweet, listen and answer. plz.

http://media.putfile.com/questionfortheequint

I've always thought your voice would sound more dignified, like an English earl.

 

[Equint77]

Sweet, listen and answer. plz.

http://media.putfile.com/questionfortheequint

as I listened to your question.. I kept looking at your avatar...

it would help if you made your voice normal.... and not Jigsaw-ish. :heart:

 

[Hades]

Do you have a personality of your own? An imagination? Dignity?

I'm sorry my message posting skills don't meet your artistic criteria