Erzengel Gets a Massage

[tzarinna]

Somebody on here knows.

 

[Erzengel]

I think this subject is too high for most people on here.

Maybe if I wrote "Erzengel Stares at a Girl to the Point She Gets Uncomfortable" or "Erzengel Brushes Past a Girl on Line and Grazes a Boob" more people would be able to relate.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Somebody on here knows.

Your sexgoophobia is boundless.

 

[Tangled Web]

Somebody on here knows.

I'm sure Blind_Fury knows.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Internet doesn't count.

E-fondling

 

[tzarinna]

Lol,I'll settle down now.

 

[AndThePickles]

I love massages but I've never gotten one done professionally.

 

[Darthphere]

I think this subject is too high for most people on here.

Maybe if I wrote "Erzengel Stares at a Girl to the Point She Gets Uncomfortable" or "Erzengel Brushes Past a Girl on Line and Grazes a Boob" more people would be able to relate.

Probably. I know one person who is really jealous right now:


Blind_Fury.

 

[Darthphere]

I love massages but I've never gotten one done professionally.

OH YEAH! :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

I love massages but I've never gotten one done professionally.

You can have a day at the spa which will include facial (yeah yeah I know), manicure, pedicure and an all body massage.

Ask Spoons to buy it for you.

 

[Canadian Rider]

3 then.

Did you exclude the palmela sisters? Just cause you call them Ursula and Inga, they are still your own hands man ...

 

[AndThePickles]

OH YEAH! :heart:

Yeah!!

You can have a day at the spa which will include facial (yeah yeah I know), manicure, pedicure and an all body massage.

Ask Spoons to buy it for you.

Sounds nice!

 

[Canadian Rider]

You can have a day at the spa which will include facial (yeah yeah I know), manicure, pedicure and an all body massage.

Ask Spoons to buy it for you.

I live in Toronto, "Rub and Tug" capital of North America, it seems, and there are many types of massages to be had.

The nice, legal, massage therapist who is not touching either my woo hooo or overly fondling my a** is great. It is a deep massage that loosens my muscles and eases my stress and tension.

I usually get a pedicure because my feet are a mess, and then a 30 to 60 minute massage. I go once every 8 to 10 weeks. After I get home I take a hot shower to get the oil off then I have the most spectacular trip to the porcerlain throne because it relaxes everything and almost cleanses you out.

Why do I do this? Because I work hard, have two kids that I throw around, work out with cardio and weights and my body gets tight, no matter how much stretching I do.

The best part is the calf massage, because my calves are always tight. I do calf raises with 400+ pounds and they are always getting a workout.

Good for you Erz. Friendly rubs are nice, but a proper massage that eases your aches and pains is great.

PS -- I am not gay, nor a woman. I am 36 and take care of myself.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

After I get home I take a hot shower to get the oil off then I have the most spectacular trip to the porcerlain throne because it relaxes everything and almost cleanses you out

Thanks for that BM-Update.

 

[demento]

I was on vacation last week. I went to the Dominican Republic and while my gf was getting a manicure, pedicure, I decided I should get my very first massage.

Which is funny since my gf's sister is a massage therapist. But the thought of having her sister, who is attractive just kinda freaks us (me and the sister) out a bit. However, I never got a massage from her or the class she teaches.

Anywho, so the girl tells me to disrobe and put a towel over me. I thought I could stay in my bathing suit but I was like, eh, I'm sure it's fine.

So I lay face down but I do pick my head up because she left when I took off my clothes and I made sure the person who came back in was a woman.

So she starts to massage me and I was really into it. Not in a sexual way but in a total this is so relaxing way. And she's massage near my tail bone which okay...yeah that's fine. Then she moves on to my legs and zoom all the way up and massages my ass and a couple of grazes past lil' erz.

Outside of that um, initial "shock", I have to say I truly want to start getting massages every now and then because it left me feeling great. Now I just have to find one around Jersey like that. Ones that also do ass massages as well. Anyone else has similar stories?

Where in NJ are you? There's a massage school near me (in Pompton Lakes) that charges $30/hr. It's a student clinic so sometimes they're good, sometimes not-so-good, but you can't beat the price.

 

[Fran]

Sharing time is over, CR.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Yeah!!



Sounds nice!

ATP ... do you in Ontario? For some reason I thought you did. If so there are some great places.

I send my wife (and go myself) to a place in Whitby that is affordable and classy.t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

Thanks for that BM-Update.

Just making sure you know all the benefits Wil. I mean come on, a great massage and a kick-a** dump. How can you beat that as a guy?

 

[Erzengel]

I live in Toronto, "Rub and Tug" capital of North America, it seems, and there are many types of massages to be had.

The nice, legal, massage therapist who is not touching either my woo hooo or overly fondling my a** is great. It is a deep massage that loosens my muscles and eases my stress and tension.

I usually get a pedicure because my feet are a mess, and then a 30 to 60 minute massage. I go once every 8 to 10 weeks. After I get home I take a hot shower to get the oil off then I have the most spectacular trip to the porcerlain throne because it relaxes everything and almost cleanses you out.

Why do I do this? Because I work hard, have two kids that I throw around, work out with cardio and weights and my body gets tight, no matter how much stretching I do.

The best part is the calf massage, because my calves are always tight. I do calf raises with 400+ pounds and they are always getting a workout.

Good for you Erz. Friendly rubs are nice, but a proper massage that eases your aches and pains is great.

I'm curious about the types of massages. They have like more than a dozen and I'm wondering if they are essentially the same just with different variations. Would a deep massage be just a regular massage if I told him them harder? Am I just spending more?

I take care of myself.

I think most people do here as well.

Oh and what's the most popular Rub and tug place in Toronto? You know just for curiosity.

 

[Fran]

Suuurrreee...

 

[Canadian Rider]

Sharing time is over, CR.

Change your avvy Fran or I will be forced to tell you the story of my trip to camp and the week of mosquitoes, constipation and poison ivy ... and lack of toilet paper ...

 

[Fran]

It's hypnotizing.

 

[AndThePickles]

ATP ... do you in Ontario? For some reason I thought you did. If so there are some great places.

I send my wife (and go myself) to a place in Whitby that is affordable and classy.t:

No sir, I live in Maryland lol. Never been to Canada!

 

[Badger]

You can have a day at the spa which will include facial (yeah yeah I know), manicure, pedicure and an all body massage.

Ask Spoons to buy it for you.

I did the whole package with my wife once with all of the above, also including a waxing. Waxing, you ask? Earlier, before the trip to the spa, I made a joke to my wife that she should get a bikini wax. She said she would if I got a back wax, then she would get a bikini wax. I have a fair amount of hair on my back but not a carpet, so I thought no big deal. Needless to say, I'm not going to ask my wife to get a bikini wax again.

 

[Canadian Rider]

I'm curious about the types of massages. They have like more than a dozen and I'm wondering if they are essentially the same just with different variations. Would a deep massage be just a regular massage if I told him them harder? Am I just spending more?


I think most people do here as well.

Oh and what's the most popular Rub and tug place in Toronto? You know just for curiosity.

Ahh. The crudeness and vulgarity of youth. oh well. I do not take care of myself as having been married for 13+ years ... never mind. I know that will only lead to more trouble.

1) There are lots of different massage types and even the practitioners of those types can vary. Deep Massage is the kind I get, and the massage therapist or masseuse will ask you if it is too hard. There are some types that they actually don't touch you but place rocks or heated stones on you, and then leave them. There are some that are aggresive where they work with you to stretch you and that is pretty demanding. Ask the places you are interested in checking out what they do.

2) Rub and Tug joints. Wouldn't know ... sorry ... see above note on married for 13+ years. t:

If you are serious you can look on the net for listings of "legitimate" places that are in your area. Usually they have an association or link /site because they want the reputable places to be known as such.

Thank you for sharing ERZ. It is an interesting topic.