Excuse me, but...say what?

[Miss Webb]

Came across this on another board. I have no idea if this is a hoax, a fantasy, or just pure bull.



http://www.comicboards.com/php/show.php?msg=batman-2010030419280798

 

[IBRAH08]

Spoiler

Wait, so Bruce would be the caveman that became vandal savage????

 

[Miss Webb]

Spoiler

Wait, so Bruce would be the caveman that became vandal savage????

I hope not, I would really hate that. In my mind, that makes absolutely no sense. I think that person is a crackpot. Besides, I can't even figure out how he got the information, the book has to still be in the storyboard phase right now.

 

[IBRAH08]

I think that it's BS because the art posted in another thread

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doesn't jive with this person's description. Where is the giant bat? he doesn't mention it. and this art is actual.

 

[Miss Webb]

I think that it's BS because the art posted in another thread

Spoiler

doesn't jive with this person's description. Where is the giant bat? he doesn't mention it. and this art is actual.

I dunno...unless he's talking about the bat thing standing over Bruce (not clear if it changes into a flying bat over Bruce. I'm suspicious of people who throw stuff out there and don't verify it with links or anything.

all that being said, the rs idea for bruce sucks goat balls.

 

[IBRAH08]

I dunno...unless he's talking about the bat thing standing over Bruce (not clear if it changes into a flying bat over Bruce. I'm suspicious of people who throw stuff out there and don't verify it with links or anything.

all that being said, the rs idea for bruce sucks goat balls.

I dunno I think he would have called it a bat though and not a caveman. Yeah either way it's a piss poor idea that would just be confusing for the sake of being confusing.

 

[Mandalore464]

You guys remember what day today is right? Chances are this is actually pure bull...

 

[IBRAH08]

hahaha yeah fair enough

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You guys do realize what day it is don't ya?

Edit: Oh crap, got beat to it!

 

[Drz]

Well to be serious even tho it's April's fools day. Morrison did confirm we will see Batman and Vandal Savage fight! We'll also see Kang (or was it Kong?) the Untamed! Anthro's son.

 

[IBRAH08]

Well to be serious even tho it's April's fools day. Morrison did confirm we will see Batman and Vandal Savage fight! We'll also see Kang (or was it Kong?) the Untamed! Anthro's son.

Dickbats or Batwayne?

 

[Miss Webb]

oy, it could be...altho I think the "kook" posted all that craziness before the 1st (unless he's in another hemisphere).

Meanwhile, I'll roll with it. It could be that:

MADE UP SPOILERS!

Bruce clobbers a tribe of cavemen, and wins a cluster of cave chicks. They hook up (since Brucie is pick of the litter) and he starts his own tribe, so to speak. This messes up the time stream, as now little waynes are everywhere on the ancient site of gotham. In turn, this means that one of his great (to the hundreth power) grandsons is the devil worshipping Thomas Wayne who in turn, is his great great (to the seventh) power granddad in the future. Confusion reigns when Bruce meets Thomas, and they debate over who came first. Meanwhile, it's discovered that Jason Todd is Damian's dad, Cassandra Cain is really Bruce's great great grandniece (from his marriage to her great great aunt). Meanwhile, the hidden stick drive reveals that...

DICK IS BRUCE' BROTHER! And...

JASON IS HIS SON. However, Tim is merely a cousin (Bruce diddled with Alice Drake, Tim's dad's sister). Thomas Wayne (the recent) is in reality Bruce's older brother (Silas left him on the doorstep of Wayne Manor). Thomas (The ancient) and Bruce argue over who's responsible for Dick being Bruce's brother, since dna tests prove too confusing (especially since Old Thomas claims to be Bruce's dad as well). Jason stops dyeing his hair red, in acceptance of his Wayne heritage. And it turns out that Talia and Jet are sisters. They have a terrible history of sharing the same men. Jet is really Damian's mom, taken from her by psycho Talia. Ra's turns out to be Sexton, since his fetish for Bruce knows no bounds. Later, in #666, Damian meets his half (or quarter) brother Klarion. The little witch boy is happy to be in a town hotter than Limbo. Great grand uncle Hurt is training Bruce in Hell, meanwhile, and fitting him for a pair of horns. Bruce is happy to be a bat thing, son, father, grandfather, great great great uncle, and ancestor all at the same time. Amazingly, this was all accomplished by not sleeping with female relatives.

Morrison, Didio and Quesada meet in a hotel suite (rolling smokes and sipping scotch), laughing all the way to the bank...its a conspiracy of ideas that mixes Marvel, DC, and pure dope. A toast as the goobers go bonkers with theories, shelling out money and desperately trying to figure out the madness. Eating it up like candy, hook line and sinker.

 

[Drz]

Dickbats or Batwayne?

Batwayne. I'm pretty sure Return of Bruce Wayne is all about Bruce. Not jumping back and forth with what Bruce is doing and what Dick is doing. Thats what the Batman and Robin title is for.

 

[IBRAH08]

Batwayne. I'm pretty sure Return of Bruce Wayne is all about Bruce. Not jumping back and forth with what Bruce is doing and what Dick is doing. Thats what the Batman and Robin title is for.

Yeah that's what i figured (and hoped). So then basically we KNOW this guy is full of it.